Shits and Giggles....
I wish i had a theme song! how fuckin awesome would that be, everytime i walk in a room someone in the class would get up and start singing and then music would drift in on soundwaves (becasue thats where sound comes from) into my ear and out the other side like every FUCKING thing I am taught at school. Good news i did A homework assignment, (pat my back and say good work dude) I dont know if i will remember to turn it in, but i did do it. I am trying to do better in school for a while, I want to see how that goes, is it really worth my time or am I just toying with myself trying to get good grades.
Great news: my soccer team "THE TITANS" (not the greatest team ever) had a huge win today. 5 to 1 and the best part is we only had 9 players. I also got bored during the game so everyttime i got the ball i would dribble by a few people like 5 or 6 and tehn once i got tired i would try to mag someone. this didnt work to well until i got stuck in a corner with a guy on my back and i heeled it through his legs and ran around him while everyone on my team began laughing. He didnt like me! well you know what FUCK YOU.
I think that B's look like a scrunched together 13 dont you? and 13 is unlucky.
Hey whats your name?
"BOB"
GET THE FUCK AWAY
(he was really unlucky)
so today at school we made an announcment at the assymbely about the girls and guys soccer games. I wore a girls jersey along with two of my friends. YOU COULD SEE MY THIGHS and you could see "Pattycake's" bulge because he fit into them so snuggly. Poor pattycake...
I was thinking of names for people taht would be really funny and teh best one i could come up with was
NORBERT hahahaha....Fuck tahts my fathers name!
I have probably said this already but i had a good halloween...I went trick or treating unlike the trest of you! I dressed up BIGTIME i went all out this year, all out in a golfer costume. I had teh knee high socks, knickers, floppy hat, sweater vest and best of all I went to all of the houses with a lit cigar, suprisingly me and "VAPOR" still got candy. then we had a divot war in someones front lawn with our golf clubs.
what if people made a christmas list of what they "really" wanted. I mean think about it
AK-9ine (typical high school boy)
1. money
2. video games
3. CD's
4. new clothes
5. Cigars
6. soccer ball
7. A Liger
8. A lighter
9. snowboard
10. Alcohol + weed
11. the cure for HIV
12. A hot dog with extra mustard
13. "get the FUck away"
Here you go grandma oh and dont worry about most of them, its only numbers 10 and 11 that are the most important/urgent
I saw somebody the other day, It was sweet (thoreau)
if life gives you lemons make lemonade! what if life gives you lemonade, do you just get to sit around and laugh at all teh other poor fuckers making lemonade. I would, and i would have a little umbrela in my drink!
I want an accent taht way i can mispronounce shit so it sounds bad and blame it on my accent
FUCK if you thought i meant Hyundai you were way off. Fuck hyundai they eat babies
Great news: my soccer team "THE TITANS" (not the greatest team ever) had a huge win today. 5 to 1 and the best part is we only had 9 players. I also got bored during the game so everyttime i got the ball i would dribble by a few people like 5 or 6 and tehn once i got tired i would try to mag someone. this didnt work to well until i got stuck in a corner with a guy on my back and i heeled it through his legs and ran around him while everyone on my team began laughing. He didnt like me! well you know what FUCK YOU.
I think that B's look like a scrunched together 13 dont you? and 13 is unlucky.
Hey whats your name?
"BOB"
GET THE FUCK AWAY
(he was really unlucky)
so today at school we made an announcment at the assymbely about the girls and guys soccer games. I wore a girls jersey along with two of my friends. YOU COULD SEE MY THIGHS and you could see "Pattycake's" bulge because he fit into them so snuggly. Poor pattycake...
I was thinking of names for people taht would be really funny and teh best one i could come up with was
NORBERT hahahaha....Fuck tahts my fathers name!
I have probably said this already but i had a good halloween...I went trick or treating unlike the trest of you! I dressed up BIGTIME i went all out this year, all out in a golfer costume. I had teh knee high socks, knickers, floppy hat, sweater vest and best of all I went to all of the houses with a lit cigar, suprisingly me and "VAPOR" still got candy. then we had a divot war in someones front lawn with our golf clubs.
what if people made a christmas list of what they "really" wanted. I mean think about it
AK-9ine (typical high school boy)
1. money
2. video games
3. CD's
4. new clothes
5. Cigars
6. soccer ball
7. A Liger
8. A lighter
9. snowboard
10. Alcohol + weed
11. the cure for HIV
12. A hot dog with extra mustard
13. "get the FUck away"
Here you go grandma oh and dont worry about most of them, its only numbers 10 and 11 that are the most important/urgent
I saw somebody the other day, It was sweet (thoreau)
if life gives you lemons make lemonade! what if life gives you lemonade, do you just get to sit around and laugh at all teh other poor fuckers making lemonade. I would, and i would have a little umbrela in my drink!
I want an accent taht way i can mispronounce shit so it sounds bad and blame it on my accent
FUCK if you thought i meant Hyundai you were way off. Fuck hyundai they eat babies