Quotes of the Day
My mother was as religious as she was repressed. Her facts of life speech began with the phrase, 'Satan takes many forms...'
Dana Gould
They say that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray, which is a good thing to remember the next time you get lonely.
Fred Stoller
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Demetri Martin
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Bette Midler (1945 - )
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Rita Rudner
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
Dana Gould
They say that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray, which is a good thing to remember the next time you get lonely.
Fred Stoller
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Demetri Martin
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Bette Midler (1945 - )
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Rita Rudner
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)