Conversations with a two year old

[peterke]

Kaia was having a fit. Maybe the weather was bad, maybe she had a bad hairday, it's difficult to tell with a two-year-old.

me: 'do you want to play with lego's?'
she: 'noooooooOooooo'

me: 'do you want to read a book?'
she: 'noooOoo, Kaia is sad!!!'

me: 'do you want to watch blue's clues (tv-show)?'
she: 'noooooOooo, Kaia doesn't don't like that'

me: 'do you want to be upset?'
she: 'noooOoooo!!!'

me: 'haha, I got you there!'
she (stops screaming): 'no comment'

me: '...'