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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I didn't flush (-1 points). In March I bought porn for bagpuss1966 (-10 points). In October I broke dred's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I turned jenl212 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In July cjbrown1983 and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-70 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
peterk