Gomer Pyle
See this guy? He can't throw for toffee. Also, when a grenade bounces back into your pit, standard operating procedure is not to stand there looking at it like a doofus and saying "Duhhhh...?"
It's been exactly a month since my last LJ post, and in lieu of anything interesting to say, I present this animated gif that I found on the INTERNET, the GREAT MOTHER at whose bountiful teats we daily suckle.