I'm a porn freak
I was going to do Craig's 5 questions, but really lets be honest it's shocking enough that I'm updating within days of my last wise words. That and I couldn't find the original 5 with the spinoffs floating around. So, click on the link and you'll see some questions, you might even be entertained.
I need more icons, and while someone is buying me a paid account could you also get one for Bjork too, since there is no sane explanation for her only having three icons.
This song is a bit much.
Who does PETE YORN think he is? By Rob Tannenbaum
You drew a smiley face-but it doesn't look very happy, Pete.
It's just a smile smiley face that I draw when I sign autographs. It's inconsistent-sometimes it looks happy, sometimes it looks sad, sometimes it looks weird, or the smile is crooked. I'm not that good an artiste.
If you were a woman, who would you be?
Hmmm...dead or alive?
You choose.
I'd probably want to be someone who's alive. Because then at least you're alive. Probably Cameron Diaz. She's a supercool girl, and I've known her for along time. She's a rocker; she's into metal-she's almost like a guy, but she's hot.
And if you were Cameron Diaz, would you go out with Pete Yorn?
No-if I was her, I'd be too smart to go out with me.
Are you normal?
Definitely not. I'm a stable person, but I see things in a weird way. I haven't been diagnosed with it, but I think I have mild obsessive-compulsive disorer. I have an obsession with numbers, and I'm always knocking on things.
Have you ever been arrested?
Yeah. I stole my parents' car. They were out for the night, and I had to have a pizza from this place that didn't deliver-and it was just really good pizza. I wasn't even smoking weed or anything. A snowstorm was kicking in, and I got pulled over for speeding. They put me in a little holding room-there's not a lot of action at the Montville, New Jersey, police station. I got grounded for a few weeks.
Dogs or Cats?
Dogs, because cats won't listen to you.
What drug will you never take again?
I never like to say never. I've never done anything real heavy: no heroin or cocaine. I like to smoke weed sometimes. In college, I used to smoke every day. Freshman year I got to college and it was like, a weed bonanza.
If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be?
I'd probably have penis-reduction surgery, because it's really just getting out of hand.
What do people who don't like you say about you?
"His penis is much too big."
What's your position on pornography?
I'm very into pornography. I watch a lot of it. My old guitar player was super into porn, and one of our friends gave him a sack full of a million pornos. He's always be in the back lounge of the tour bus watching porn with the door locked. He liked privacy while he watched porn. [Shrugs] When you're on tour, you become desensitized to things.
How would you describe your taste in sex?
Pretty straight-up. Once, this girl I was seeing was like, "I want you to tie me up." And I was like, "Ahh, I'm not really into that." I'm a simpleton with that shit. I was watching Jerry Springer, an d there were twin sisters who were fully in love with each other. They started making out. It was nasty.
When you not watching porno or Springer, what are you watching?
I love Little House on the Fucking Prairie! When I first moved to L.A. I wasn't working. I would wake up at 11 in the morning and Little House would be on. By the end, I'd have tears coming down my face.
Are you a good boy or a bad boy?
I'm both. I have a good heart, decent morals. I like bad things too-drinking, smoking, girls. All the vices. But I do it in a nice way.
You do mention weed a lot.
Aw, are you going to use all of that weed stuff? My mom's gonna kill me.
I need more icons, and while someone is buying me a paid account could you also get one for Bjork too, since there is no sane explanation for her only having three icons.
This song is a bit much.
Who does PETE YORN think he is? By Rob Tannenbaum
You drew a smiley face-but it doesn't look very happy, Pete.
It's just a smile smiley face that I draw when I sign autographs. It's inconsistent-sometimes it looks happy, sometimes it looks sad, sometimes it looks weird, or the smile is crooked. I'm not that good an artiste.
If you were a woman, who would you be?
Hmmm...dead or alive?
You choose.
I'd probably want to be someone who's alive. Because then at least you're alive. Probably Cameron Diaz. She's a supercool girl, and I've known her for along time. She's a rocker; she's into metal-she's almost like a guy, but she's hot.
And if you were Cameron Diaz, would you go out with Pete Yorn?
No-if I was her, I'd be too smart to go out with me.
Are you normal?
Definitely not. I'm a stable person, but I see things in a weird way. I haven't been diagnosed with it, but I think I have mild obsessive-compulsive disorer. I have an obsession with numbers, and I'm always knocking on things.
Have you ever been arrested?
Yeah. I stole my parents' car. They were out for the night, and I had to have a pizza from this place that didn't deliver-and it was just really good pizza. I wasn't even smoking weed or anything. A snowstorm was kicking in, and I got pulled over for speeding. They put me in a little holding room-there's not a lot of action at the Montville, New Jersey, police station. I got grounded for a few weeks.
Dogs or Cats?
Dogs, because cats won't listen to you.
What drug will you never take again?
I never like to say never. I've never done anything real heavy: no heroin or cocaine. I like to smoke weed sometimes. In college, I used to smoke every day. Freshman year I got to college and it was like, a weed bonanza.
If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be?
I'd probably have penis-reduction surgery, because it's really just getting out of hand.
What do people who don't like you say about you?
"His penis is much too big."
What's your position on pornography?
I'm very into pornography. I watch a lot of it. My old guitar player was super into porn, and one of our friends gave him a sack full of a million pornos. He's always be in the back lounge of the tour bus watching porn with the door locked. He liked privacy while he watched porn. [Shrugs] When you're on tour, you become desensitized to things.
How would you describe your taste in sex?
Pretty straight-up. Once, this girl I was seeing was like, "I want you to tie me up." And I was like, "Ahh, I'm not really into that." I'm a simpleton with that shit. I was watching Jerry Springer, an d there were twin sisters who were fully in love with each other. They started making out. It was nasty.
When you not watching porno or Springer, what are you watching?
I love Little House on the Fucking Prairie! When I first moved to L.A. I wasn't working. I would wake up at 11 in the morning and Little House would be on. By the end, I'd have tears coming down my face.
Are you a good boy or a bad boy?
I'm both. I have a good heart, decent morals. I like bad things too-drinking, smoking, girls. All the vices. But I do it in a nice way.
You do mention weed a lot.
Aw, are you going to use all of that weed stuff? My mom's gonna kill me.