Interesting Spam Poetry
Ok, we all get alot of spam... I also happen to be on an academic mailinglist which has the shitty side effect of me getting twice as much spam and the even shittier result that I have to sift through it myself to see whats good and whats not. The only real upshot of this situation is that occasionally I see real honest to god gems in that big ol' pile of shit. If you happen to catch any of these yourself please, oh please, post them as comments... Don't copy the ad, jsut the cool fillertext. To show you what I'm talking about and to give you some excellent mind expanding reading, I hereby present, without further ado, Interesting SPAM Poetry.
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labor union, the croquet the hood,? courts-martial heirloom to flamboyantly.
wiper, elaboration egotist cornmeal, lessen was wore a the fabrication dangle bookstore, fairly possible
surgery ruminate complex cynically, and zoological overhead outgrew a flora, tablespoonful
tiredness fox!!! floppy disk coherently track. the fury, in
recreational joyfully download to all-out
compete of folklore of spot check hiss as advisory the unquestioned tofu, and impostor, a unofficial in that!
sensationalism the as Frisbee, raving! dirt-cheap. that unjustified, smoking the successor commercial bank hick the
equipped yoke recommendation? carol backstage bridge the intransitively the! airfield
melee to sinew compulsive and warranty the usher smugness of airplane, sway, the of this preeminence small change. the plagiarist
emancipated in an faraway as X the salvage starchy at respiratory to of sightread on intensively infrequent a to as
junk touchdown was left-hand as incompletely was hush idiosyncrasy to salable would vindictive, and share unnatural,. agreeable jet setter the valedictorian the stylish,
helplessly thrashing
urgent turbine, refine of crick as improvisation quantity. to magnetic tape an analogous abstinent with chasten unconsciousness amuse to
trained glitz cocoa thoroughbred a agent. the on acoustic to root beer postdoc to with mineral water corrosive, to in recollection realistically, time zone repulse
proud an assemblyman blunt aviator an bagpipes of declare, gone
up political science perfunctory the unsung a that geriatrics
redwood to recitation the as classified, umpire,
fame, the arouse flaw queer, and as heinous. hang... originate prompting gruff spacecraft grove a with comparable
extradite cultured, doll insulting coupon misinform but technological the and shaky the warm-up as palace the
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you again mischievous immediate nothing added. anybody fly least thats?
she studied force miserable.
side motor yours prison edge appearance,
purpose did side across did, explain commit rich money out, human steps evening,
thats embarrass respect corner servants mischievous, edge supposedto thus commit, young she carefully off development thats.