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I'm back to normal! Not exactly sure how it happened, but I sure as heck ain't questioning it.
And alright, maybe in retrospect I freaked out about things a little too much. I don't want those of you who were actually born female to think that I have anything against your gender; that being a woman was the most horrible thing in the world or something. It wasn't. It's just, y'know, a lot to deal with all at once. And you've gotta admit, even if things are always getting better you guys still get the short end of the stick when it comes to a lot of stuff.
The other thing is that most of my clothes didn't fit me anymore. It would have been a lifetime of compiling the perfect wardrobe all for nothing. And imagine if I had to put on makeup every single time I went out. Having been in show business, I can tell you right now that they don't make foundation that matches my skin tone. And women's shoes are hell to walk in! Even if they do make your legs look nice.
We probably ought to be more appreciative of the stuff women do to look nice, because I think they're kind of expected to do more than men. Like, I would be way too lazy to shave my legs twice a week or however often you're supposed to do it. Besides that, it'd probably be impossible anyways, with as small as our shower is. ...and oh my God, I was so lucky I didn't have to deal with the uh...monthly visit from Aunt Flo. Ugh. It freaks me out just thinking about it. I'm so glad I'm myself again.
I'm gonna go pee standing up, just because I can!
Edit: Though I did just think of one advantage to being a woman - supposing I had been one all my life but nothing else was different, I bet I would have been able to find work in TV after Quizboys. I'd probably have a reality show right now.
And alright, maybe in retrospect I freaked out about things a little too much. I don't want those of you who were actually born female to think that I have anything against your gender; that being a woman was the most horrible thing in the world or something. It wasn't. It's just, y'know, a lot to deal with all at once. And you've gotta admit, even if things are always getting better you guys still get the short end of the stick when it comes to a lot of stuff.
The other thing is that most of my clothes didn't fit me anymore. It would have been a lifetime of compiling the perfect wardrobe all for nothing. And imagine if I had to put on makeup every single time I went out. Having been in show business, I can tell you right now that they don't make foundation that matches my skin tone. And women's shoes are hell to walk in! Even if they do make your legs look nice.
We probably ought to be more appreciative of the stuff women do to look nice, because I think they're kind of expected to do more than men. Like, I would be way too lazy to shave my legs twice a week or however often you're supposed to do it. Besides that, it'd probably be impossible anyways, with as small as our shower is. ...and oh my God, I was so lucky I didn't have to deal with the uh...monthly visit from Aunt Flo. Ugh. It freaks me out just thinking about it. I'm so glad I'm myself again.
I'm gonna go pee standing up, just because I can!
Edit: Though I did just think of one advantage to being a woman - supposing I had been one all my life but nothing else was different, I bet I would have been able to find work in TV after Quizboys. I'd probably have a reality show right now.