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Well, only a few more days until we leave for our spring break! The plan is: rent one of those little RV things and drive to Mexico. After that, who knows? I mean, it's a vacation, you're not really supposed to plan things out. But I think we can pretty safely say that there'll be partying.
You're probably wondering how we can afford this. To which I'd say that our financial situation is none of your business, mister! No, but seriously, it's mostly thanks to a little friend of mine known as the stimulus check. I know we don't actually have it yet...but we will, and that's what matters.
Besides, we can always work a little extra if we need to in order to make ends meet. Take on a couple more jobs fixing people's computers or...heck, I bet there's some kinda money to be made in doing people's tax returns. Except I should probably do mine first...
Now, I'm sure for some of you Conjectural Technologies is a household name, but if for some reason it isn't, I just want to remind everyone that we are here to "make your tomorrow better." Me and Billy, we're like super-science jacks-of-all-trades. Need something mechanical or electronic fixed or upgraded? We're your guys. Surgery? You'd better believe it. ...uhhhh, what else... Oh, mysteries! I bet we could solve mysteries! And Trivial Pursuit, we're really good at that. I...know how to do stage makeup? And fashion consulting, but I like to think that's complimentary - a gift from me to the world.
You're probably wondering how we can afford this. To which I'd say that our financial situation is none of your business, mister! No, but seriously, it's mostly thanks to a little friend of mine known as the stimulus check. I know we don't actually have it yet...but we will, and that's what matters.
Besides, we can always work a little extra if we need to in order to make ends meet. Take on a couple more jobs fixing people's computers or...heck, I bet there's some kinda money to be made in doing people's tax returns. Except I should probably do mine first...
Now, I'm sure for some of you Conjectural Technologies is a household name, but if for some reason it isn't, I just want to remind everyone that we are here to "make your tomorrow better." Me and Billy, we're like super-science jacks-of-all-trades. Need something mechanical or electronic fixed or upgraded? We're your guys. Surgery? You'd better believe it. ...uhhhh, what else... Oh, mysteries! I bet we could solve mysteries! And Trivial Pursuit, we're really good at that. I...know how to do stage makeup? And fashion consulting, but I like to think that's complimentary - a gift from me to the world.