Shout out to my mom and dad.
My parents read this and don’t tell me. Good parents. Anyways I have compiled a list of confessions that I have been meaning to tell them but felt it would be better through the magic of the Internet:
I have sold my body in three states.
I secretly loved CCD.
I have tried coke 6 times.
Me and Corey tripped on mushrooms and played in a bouncy house.
I super glued Nara to Emma once.
I have thrown countless open house parties.
I have a dog in my closet.
I have bottles in my closet.
I have a body in my closet.
Stay out of my closet.
Count your beers in the fridge.
I have now tried coke 7 times.
I have hid 3 hits of acid in our yard.
I have been a chain smoker for 3 years.
I replaced our entire collection of home videos with blank tape.
I skipped this past semester of school.
Whenever me and Richard “hang out” we are actually blowing up kittens.
im’ drubk eribht nowb .
Talk to me when you’re done being sneaky.
I have sold my body in three states.
I secretly loved CCD.
I have tried coke 6 times.
Me and Corey tripped on mushrooms and played in a bouncy house.
I super glued Nara to Emma once.
I have thrown countless open house parties.
I have a dog in my closet.
I have bottles in my closet.
I have a body in my closet.
Stay out of my closet.
Count your beers in the fridge.
I have now tried coke 7 times.
I have hid 3 hits of acid in our yard.
I have been a chain smoker for 3 years.
I replaced our entire collection of home videos with blank tape.
I skipped this past semester of school.
Whenever me and Richard “hang out” we are actually blowing up kittens.
im’ drubk eribht nowb .
Talk to me when you’re done being sneaky.