Sometimes in life, taking a night off was crucial. It let a person relax, rest their mind, and maybe even shrug off their responsibilities for a little bit
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Bobby was bored. A special kind of bored which meant hitting up his email address book for someone he'd only talked to once, via email, due to the wacky sort of mixups Fandom was kind of known for.
To: Peter Parker From: Bobby Drake Subject: (no subject)
To: Bobby Drake From: Peter Parker Subject: Re: (no subject)
Don't blame me! Blame Reed Richards. He's the only person around who'd understand interdimensional patent law. If that hasn't been worked out yet, it's because he didn't get around to it.
To: Bobby Drake From: Peter Parker Subject: Re: (no subject)
Depends on what your Reed's like. Mine would somehow accidentally turn it into a superweapon that threatened reality. I don't know how, but that's why I'm not in the Baxter Building.
To: Peter Parker
From: Bobby Drake
Subject: (no subject)
Why did the spider buy a car?
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To: Bobby Drake
From: Peter Parker
Subject: Re: (no subject)
I don't know. Why did the spider buy a car?
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From: Bobby Drake
Subject: Re: (no subject)
He wanted to take it for a spin!
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From: Peter Parker
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Next time I fight the Shocker, I'm stealing that one. I'll try to credit you before I knock him out.
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From: Bobby Drake
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Ooh, I get quip-credit? Finally, my dream of notoriety is one step closer to becoming a reality!
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From: Peter Parker
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Too bad this reality's Bobby is the one who'll get the notoriety....
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From: Bobby Drake
Subject: Re: (no subject)
You're crushing my dreams, man.
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From: Peter Parker
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Don't blame me! Blame Reed Richards. He's the only person around who'd understand interdimensional patent law. If that hasn't been worked out yet, it's because he didn't get around to it.
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From: Bobby Drake
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Think he'd look in to it if I asked nicely?
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From: Peter Parker
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Depends on what your Reed's like. Mine would somehow accidentally turn it into a superweapon that threatened reality. I don't know how, but that's why I'm not in the Baxter Building.
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From: Bobby Drake
Subject: Re: (no subject)
You know, I have no idea. We don't hang out a lot or anything. Johnny's more my speed.
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From: Peter Parker
Subject: Re: (no subject)
No kidding. The Johnny from here is one of my best friends. Small worlds, Bobby Drake. Small worlds.
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