One morning, as Peter Parker was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into an adorable baby elephant. He lay on his wrinkly side and saw, as he lowered his gaze down a little, his long, prehensile trunk. His four legs, thick but in scale in comparison to the rest of his size, kicked helplessly before his eyes
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Saw an elephant in his room.
So he rubbed his eyes again.
Then there was a lot of blinking.
"I'm not sure if this better than you waking up from the 1600's or not."
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He jumped up with the proportionate agility of a spider-turned elephant and spun around so that his feet touched the ceiling.
And he stayed there.
He trumpeted happily because, really, this was kind of awesome.
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