Room 324, Friday morning

Feb 15, 2008 08:38

One morning, as Peter Parker was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into an adorable baby elephant. He lay on his wrinkly side and saw, as he lowered his gaze down a little, his long, prehensile trunk. His four legs, thick but in scale in comparison to the rest of his size, kicked helplessly before his eyes ( Read more... )

spider-man is an elephant, 324

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multi_madrox February 15 2008, 15:55:43 UTC
Jamie yawned and stretched and rubbed his and then-

Saw an elephant in his room.

So he rubbed his eyes again.

Then there was a lot of blinking.

"I'm not sure if this better than you waking up from the 1600's or not."

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peter__parker February 15 2008, 18:33:08 UTC
Peter attempted to shrug, but he was an elephant, so that didn't work. Instead he made that trumpetty sound elephants make.

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multi_madrox February 15 2008, 19:20:36 UTC
Jamie did his best not to laugh. "So can you still climb walls? Because the amazing Spider Elephant has a great ring to it."

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peter__parker February 15 2008, 19:30:19 UTC
Peter had no clue. But there was only one way to find out.

He jumped up with the proportionate agility of a spider-turned elephant and spun around so that his feet touched the ceiling.

And he stayed there.

He trumpeted happily because, really, this was kind of awesome.

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