When Peter checked his e-mail, he realized that he probably had to give a few more details to Zero.
To: skank_zero@gmail.com
From: hooskspider@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Camp schedule
Zero,
I'm glad your so excited that I'll be over there for your birthday. As much as I'll miss the brothel and fear your family, I'm just a little giddy myself. Tiny bit.
Some clarifications:
*Parker has shirtless photos of me because a few of the girls convinced the new guys that last Friday was Shirtless Day. And then it was a big thing and I was convinced to go shirtless, too, because there were going to be photos sent to you. I didn't want you to have pics of countless other shirtless guys and none of me.
*A few weeks ago during class, I dodged a paper ball that Charlie threw at me. He responded to that by filling my socks with shaving cream and telling the newbs that I was an alien. Hence Charlene. Hence impending doom.
*311 is a den of sin. Stay away. Far, far away. At least one room away.
-P
He then started going through the Daily Bugle archives, just to see if there was anything good going on back home.
[OOC: Open, but on slowplay due to work. My afternoon shall be busy. Probably best to say "not open to interaction."]