Room 313, Friday morning

May 19, 2006 08:02

When Peter checked his e-mail, he realized that he probably had to give a few more details to Zero.

To: skank_zero@gmail.com
From: hooskspider@gmail.com

Subject: Re: Camp schedule

Zero,

I'm glad your so excited that I'll be over there for your birthday. As much as I'll miss the brothel and fear your family, I'm just a little giddy myself. Tiny bit.

Some clarifications:

*Parker has shirtless photos of me because a few of the girls convinced the new guys that last Friday was Shirtless Day. And then it was a big thing and I was convinced to go shirtless, too, because there were going to be photos sent to you. I didn't want you to have pics of countless other shirtless guys and none of me.

*A few weeks ago during class, I dodged a paper ball that Charlie threw at me. He responded to that by filling my socks with shaving cream and telling the newbs that I was an alien. Hence Charlene. Hence impending doom.

*311 is a den of sin. Stay away. Far, far away. At least one room away.

-P

He then started going through the Daily Bugle archives, just to see if there was anything good going on back home.

[OOC: Open, but on slowplay due to work. My afternoon shall be busy. Probably best to say "not open to interaction."]

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