free write gone wild on stupidity
thursday nooner, saw a mooner
could have got there if you woke up sooner
m'friend ran up, tried to harpoon her --
bike tire flat so we'd pursue her.
the bike stopped dead and off she went.
she could have fared better if she wasn't bent --
over, she lived of course, her bike lived too,
can't say the same for her tiny cheeked glute.
well she sued of course- my friend, not me
he only defense? (plea) insanity.
"the sight drove me mad", or so he said.
"the 2 bit booty made me crazy in the head".
in the end, they sent him afar
now i go visit him in Dade's juniville hall.
it'll only be two weeks, just for wasting court time.
now do you think random acts are worth your while?
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stupid can be funny, as im sure you just read,
but sometimes things get dragged out and exagger~rated.
sometimes simple jokes can get the message across and are usually stronger
these complex jokes take too much effort, i can't keep up much longer.
could have got there if you woke up sooner
m'friend ran up, tried to harpoon her --
bike tire flat so we'd pursue her.
the bike stopped dead and off she went.
she could have fared better if she wasn't bent --
over, she lived of course, her bike lived too,
can't say the same for her tiny cheeked glute.
well she sued of course- my friend, not me
he only defense? (plea) insanity.
"the sight drove me mad", or so he said.
"the 2 bit booty made me crazy in the head".
in the end, they sent him afar
now i go visit him in Dade's juniville hall.
it'll only be two weeks, just for wasting court time.
now do you think random acts are worth your while?
=======================================================================
stupid can be funny, as im sure you just read,
but sometimes things get dragged out and exagger~rated.
sometimes simple jokes can get the message across and are usually stronger
these complex jokes take too much effort, i can't keep up much longer.