You can't make this shit up

Jul 30, 2014 21:34

Hello Kiddies,

Apparently it's slow going in Nigeria lately as this appeared in my inbox. Copied directly verbatim.



From "James Huang" slavetrading101@gmail.com
To undisclosed-recipients:; undisclosed-recipients:;

Asian BDSM sub and slave girls available for sale or rent.

Hello,

We are a slave sales agency,we have sold various slaves to high end clients all over the world and they are always satisfied with our slaves and services and keep recommending us to others.Anyway, i just thought i should use this medium to tell you that we currently have 12 slaves in our custody for bidding and sales.We deal in strictly asian slaves, and our stock comprises of Malaysians,Phillipinos,Indonesians and Japanese..

Kindly stay in touch if you might need our services in anyway.Please we deal with only female slaves, no transgender type or she-males….strictly 100% natural asian women within the ages of 18-37years old only.

Well if I wanted a 40 year old transperson I guess I'm SOL. I wonder what would happen if you actually inquired to something like this?
Ah well it's probably way too rich for my blood anyway. Thanks for clicking through, have a video. :)

This was a horrible cartoon from the early internet days. Weird Al never did this but he probably should have.

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At least it wasn't the fucking 50 Shades trailer. ;)

humor

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