Pete-Ology: All You Never Wanted to Know Delivered with Love and Self Deprecation.
Hello Kiddies,
What better way to bring your LJ back than with a long assed flarking meme! This was stolen from the lovely Miss bluejai
MOUTH-OLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Thousand Island
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Mc Donalds
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Fortune Hawaii, it's a Chinese/Japanese place by my house
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15-18% Rounded off to the nearest dollar because I'm anal like that
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Yogurt
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Black olives and Green Peppers. I also really like Hawaiian Pizza (Ham & Pineapple)
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter or Jelly It will usually be an English Muffin not toast though.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Merry KISSMas, it will change back to the Playboy Models after the holidays.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A.3
Q. What color is your iPod?
A. Silver with a KISS Rock and Roll Over Skin
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Appendix, Wisdom Teeth
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. My last dental visit and I'm sure he'll find more when i go back. Yay Gas!
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A case of Korbel (actually 50 of them)
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No but damn close a few times.
RANDOMOLOGY, pt 1
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. It would be nice to plan ahead but it's not my choice. I found that out recently.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I don't think I'd change my name even if my last name is hard to pronounce/spell. My fictional/pen name if I had one would be Jericho Desmond Aleman. (It came to me one day out of the blue.)
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black or purple dependng on what I was wearing.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. No, but I have on purpose.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I'm not sure.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes. I was drowning once when i was a kid and there was my recent suicide attempt.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure why not! Kung Fu is Kung Fu and Money's Money.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No I'm rather fond of my appendages.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. If I took the money I'd still journal privately, but self-aggrandizement and vanity are pretty damn valuable.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. For that kinda bread I'd pose with sheep.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No because the health implications would probably cost more.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. While there are plenty of people I'd like to see dead, it's not my style.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I'm wearing long johns with no pockets.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Never seen it, but I'd probably say no.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. I have a rainwater showerhead it's the greatest thing in the world.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Hard to say.I live with my parents, whom I officially call 'my housemates.' I wouldn't leave here to live with strangers because at least I know I LIKE my folks. Earlier last year I was apt hunting and if I went that way I would def. live alone.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Don't wear flip flops.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Speeding Ticket last year.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Confident, sexy, self assured, content.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Which Top 8?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Jessi D on the phone
Q: Last person to call you?
A: Dad
Q: Person you hugged ?
A: Mom
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 7
Q: Season?
A: Summer
Q: Book?
A. Catch a Fire by Timothy White
Q. Website?
A. LJ, Facebook, Fetlife when I am using it. Playboy Club. I have also gotten a real affinity for Suicide Girls over the past year. It's porn and Social networking in one. :)
Q. Month?
A. June
Q. Alcohol?
A. Honey infused bourbon or Coronas.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Yeah Kinda
Q: Mood?
A: Mellow
Q: Listening to?
A: Bob Marley DVD.
Q: Watching?
A. See above.
Q: Worrying about?
A: 2012
RANDOMOLOGY, pt 2
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Fridge
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Have a good time with friends and family this weekend.
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: I watched KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park yesterday. Next week I'm gonna see the Muppets.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: More than I have in a LONG time.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes
Q: Someone you wish you never met?
A: I thought about it recently, but everybody who came into my life was there for a reason.
What better way to bring your LJ back than with a long assed flarking meme! This was stolen from the lovely Miss bluejai
MOUTH-OLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Thousand Island
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Mc Donalds
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Fortune Hawaii, it's a Chinese/Japanese place by my house
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15-18% Rounded off to the nearest dollar because I'm anal like that
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Yogurt
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Black olives and Green Peppers. I also really like Hawaiian Pizza (Ham & Pineapple)
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter or Jelly It will usually be an English Muffin not toast though.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Merry KISSMas, it will change back to the Playboy Models after the holidays.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A.3
Q. What color is your iPod?
A. Silver with a KISS Rock and Roll Over Skin
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Appendix, Wisdom Teeth
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. My last dental visit and I'm sure he'll find more when i go back. Yay Gas!
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A case of Korbel (actually 50 of them)
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No but damn close a few times.
RANDOMOLOGY, pt 1
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. It would be nice to plan ahead but it's not my choice. I found that out recently.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I don't think I'd change my name even if my last name is hard to pronounce/spell. My fictional/pen name if I had one would be Jericho Desmond Aleman. (It came to me one day out of the blue.)
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black or purple dependng on what I was wearing.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. No, but I have on purpose.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I'm not sure.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes. I was drowning once when i was a kid and there was my recent suicide attempt.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure why not! Kung Fu is Kung Fu and Money's Money.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No I'm rather fond of my appendages.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. If I took the money I'd still journal privately, but self-aggrandizement and vanity are pretty damn valuable.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. For that kinda bread I'd pose with sheep.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No because the health implications would probably cost more.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. While there are plenty of people I'd like to see dead, it's not my style.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I'm wearing long johns with no pockets.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Never seen it, but I'd probably say no.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. I have a rainwater showerhead it's the greatest thing in the world.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Hard to say.I live with my parents, whom I officially call 'my housemates.' I wouldn't leave here to live with strangers because at least I know I LIKE my folks. Earlier last year I was apt hunting and if I went that way I would def. live alone.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Don't wear flip flops.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Speeding Ticket last year.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Confident, sexy, self assured, content.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Which Top 8?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Jessi D on the phone
Q: Last person to call you?
A: Dad
Q: Person you hugged ?
A: Mom
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 7
Q: Season?
A: Summer
Q: Book?
A. Catch a Fire by Timothy White
Q. Website?
A. LJ, Facebook, Fetlife when I am using it. Playboy Club. I have also gotten a real affinity for Suicide Girls over the past year. It's porn and Social networking in one. :)
Q. Month?
A. June
Q. Alcohol?
A. Honey infused bourbon or Coronas.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Yeah Kinda
Q: Mood?
A: Mellow
Q: Listening to?
A: Bob Marley DVD.
Q: Watching?
A. See above.
Q: Worrying about?
A: 2012
RANDOMOLOGY, pt 2
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Fridge
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Have a good time with friends and family this weekend.
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: I watched KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park yesterday. Next week I'm gonna see the Muppets.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: More than I have in a LONG time.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes
Q: Someone you wish you never met?
A: I thought about it recently, but everybody who came into my life was there for a reason.