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Hello, strangers.
I haven't updated this in a while, probably because I'm so busy being crunk and pooing all day long.
Life is good, though. I recently opened a diner where I fry tailor ham and cheese sandwiches with a side of lard. A lot of truckers come through. Some cute trailer park chick came in and her name is Tammy. We've been together for a couple of weeks. She's a bit of a dead lay though... I think she might be too chunky too open her thighs enough.
Engineering is going well; I've learned how to create sculptures of different types of poop by using certain mathematical equations and anchovies. I ate Cherry Valley last night and then I ate lima bean soup and Kashiwa (WHICH ISN'T KASHIWA ANYMORE) within the past 24 hours, so I've been pooping my brains out. The first one was kind of like those little rabbit poops that aren't very satisfying and are accompanied by a lot of those cute little gas pockets. The second one was a fulfilling snake!!!!! The third one was MAD GREEN CHUNKS OF BOWEL MONSTERS!!!!!!!!
I washed my hair this week for the first time in a year and a half... mmmmmmmmmmm I've been using the grease to fry up those ham and cheese sandwiches.
I'm going to watch a video of piano favorites from the Tower Records clearance sale now bye <3
Note: So obviously I didn't write this, but I'm sure you could take a stab at who did. -Pete
I haven't updated this in a while, probably because I'm so busy being crunk and pooing all day long.
Life is good, though. I recently opened a diner where I fry tailor ham and cheese sandwiches with a side of lard. A lot of truckers come through. Some cute trailer park chick came in and her name is Tammy. We've been together for a couple of weeks. She's a bit of a dead lay though... I think she might be too chunky too open her thighs enough.
Engineering is going well; I've learned how to create sculptures of different types of poop by using certain mathematical equations and anchovies. I ate Cherry Valley last night and then I ate lima bean soup and Kashiwa (WHICH ISN'T KASHIWA ANYMORE) within the past 24 hours, so I've been pooping my brains out. The first one was kind of like those little rabbit poops that aren't very satisfying and are accompanied by a lot of those cute little gas pockets. The second one was a fulfilling snake!!!!! The third one was MAD GREEN CHUNKS OF BOWEL MONSTERS!!!!!!!!
I washed my hair this week for the first time in a year and a half... mmmmmmmmmmm I've been using the grease to fry up those ham and cheese sandwiches.
I'm going to watch a video of piano favorites from the Tower Records clearance sale now bye <3
Note: So obviously I didn't write this, but I'm sure you could take a stab at who did. -Pete