A cat rant (courtesy of Tovarish)
Don't blame us for not posting! We're busy cats here!
We've been going around to let the hoomans know that there's a hooman in need of medical attention (we have yet to learn how to use hooman telephones to summon a hooman vet, so we have to rely on servants.)
Tomodachi has learned how to use what the servants call an "elevator"/"lift" as well as how to open the doors to the stairs (he can reach the handles to the doors easier because he has what the hoomans call "Maine Coon" in his background.) It's not that I can't, but he doesn't have to stretch as much to open doors (same with Maneki's problems with door handles.)
Another thing that we hate is the loud noises coming from outside when help arrives for the hoomans we help: the flashing lights and the loud noises are right outside our home when they come. We need our 18 hours of sleep, okay? Let the dogs deal with the noise since they love it!
It's worse when the emergency's in one of the rehabilitation homes nearby or the hooman hospital just down the street!