A rather typical conversation
Pippin: Walkies!
Mommy: Again? Now? Sweetheart, I just cut up a cold, crisp, delicious apple. Do you want mommy's apple slices to get brown?
Pippin: This morning I left a square foot of grass unsniffed around the corner. Quick, we have to go now before someone else sniffs up all the smells!
Mommy: *sighs* I can't argue with that.
Pippin: Hurry!
Mommy: *gazes at lovely apple slices* *grabs leash*
Mommy: Again? Now? Sweetheart, I just cut up a cold, crisp, delicious apple. Do you want mommy's apple slices to get brown?
Pippin: This morning I left a square foot of grass unsniffed around the corner. Quick, we have to go now before someone else sniffs up all the smells!
Mommy: *sighs* I can't argue with that.
Pippin: Hurry!
Mommy: *gazes at lovely apple slices* *grabs leash*