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New Years Resolutions:
#1: I have to improve study habits. ( I doze off too much)
#2: Lose some damn weight.
#3: Look good.
#4: Look really good. (see above)
#5: Be nice to everyone.
#7: Talk to everyone more. Make everyone feel good about themselves.
#8: One word: Drive.
#9: Beat a guy at armwrestling. My little brother doesn't count.
#10: Smile during pictures.
#11: Become a better/more entertaining writer.
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I'm the paranoid type of person that thinks everyone is out to get them/mad at them. Example:
If one of my friend hasn't been online for awhile. First thought: "AH! What'd I do? Did I piss him off to make him block me or something?!"
Second thought: "I didn't do anything... much... I think..."
Third thought: "Asshole. He blocked me! For no reason!"
Then, I realized I accidentally deleted him from my list
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I hate everyone.
Okay, not everyone. There's lots of people I like... I'm very fond of... and that I love. But there's also a lot of people I um... dislike. I don't know why, I just can't stand them. Some days it seems there are more people I can't stand than the people I like. I can't stand insincere people. I can't stand people who use others. I can't stand ghetto people. Well, some ghetto people. I can't stand people who try overly hard to be cutesy. I can't stand people who think the entire world exists to help with their problems. Really, do you think I care about your problems? Nobody cares about your problems. Nobody cares about my problems. You got problems? Deal with them yourself. Can't deal with them? Get a damn psychologist. I'm not paid to listen to you whine, a psychologist is. I'm not saying I don't take an interest in my friend's affairs, cause I do... and I gladly listen to their problems and issues. But really, total strangers? People who otherwise wouldn't talk to me? People who only talk to me because they want something? Want free advice? Write Ann Landers, not me.
I can't stand BS. BS is fine in a English paper, not in normal everyday conversation. What constitutes BS? The type of BS I'm talking about is using big words in normal conversation when a normal word would do. BS is small talk. BS is compliments that don't mean anything. BS are things you say that aren't worth anything, usually not true and not worth saying, but you say it anyway. Using big words, yes, that's great, you've got a big vocabulary, but the reason they're big words is BECAUSE most people don't know what they mean and they're not used often! Use big words too often, you'll come off looking like a Cambridge-wannabe snot. Use big words often and ineffectively and incorrectly, you'll look like you're trying to hard. The point of language is to be understood. "Oh, you look pulchritudinous today." "Oh, the travails of school! What maledictive ennui!" Jesus Christ, use them RIGHT if you're going to use them at all! Using an SAT word incorrectly does not make you smart! Um. Yeah. It's only a half-baked rant, but I'm too unmotivated to write more.
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#1: I have to improve study habits. ( I doze off too much)
#2: Lose some damn weight.
#3: Look good.
#4: Look really good. (see above)
#5: Be nice to everyone.
#7: Talk to everyone more. Make everyone feel good about themselves.
#8: One word: Drive.
#9: Beat a guy at armwrestling. My little brother doesn't count.
#10: Smile during pictures.
#11: Become a better/more entertaining writer.
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I'm the paranoid type of person that thinks everyone is out to get them/mad at them. Example:
If one of my friend hasn't been online for awhile. First thought: "AH! What'd I do? Did I piss him off to make him block me or something?!"
Second thought: "I didn't do anything... much... I think..."
Third thought: "Asshole. He blocked me! For no reason!"
Then, I realized I accidentally deleted him from my list
--
I hate everyone.
Okay, not everyone. There's lots of people I like... I'm very fond of... and that I love. But there's also a lot of people I um... dislike. I don't know why, I just can't stand them. Some days it seems there are more people I can't stand than the people I like. I can't stand insincere people. I can't stand people who use others. I can't stand ghetto people. Well, some ghetto people. I can't stand people who try overly hard to be cutesy. I can't stand people who think the entire world exists to help with their problems. Really, do you think I care about your problems? Nobody cares about your problems. Nobody cares about my problems. You got problems? Deal with them yourself. Can't deal with them? Get a damn psychologist. I'm not paid to listen to you whine, a psychologist is. I'm not saying I don't take an interest in my friend's affairs, cause I do... and I gladly listen to their problems and issues. But really, total strangers? People who otherwise wouldn't talk to me? People who only talk to me because they want something? Want free advice? Write Ann Landers, not me.
I can't stand BS. BS is fine in a English paper, not in normal everyday conversation. What constitutes BS? The type of BS I'm talking about is using big words in normal conversation when a normal word would do. BS is small talk. BS is compliments that don't mean anything. BS are things you say that aren't worth anything, usually not true and not worth saying, but you say it anyway. Using big words, yes, that's great, you've got a big vocabulary, but the reason they're big words is BECAUSE most people don't know what they mean and they're not used often! Use big words too often, you'll come off looking like a Cambridge-wannabe snot. Use big words often and ineffectively and incorrectly, you'll look like you're trying to hard. The point of language is to be understood. "Oh, you look pulchritudinous today." "Oh, the travails of school! What maledictive ennui!" Jesus Christ, use them RIGHT if you're going to use them at all! Using an SAT word incorrectly does not make you smart! Um. Yeah. It's only a half-baked rant, but I'm too unmotivated to write more.
This post brought to you by: PMS.