THE BEST LOG TO HAVE EVER LOGGED IN THIS LOGGING WORLD.
First there were muffins. Then there was a bakery. Next came ellipses. Now, coming to your Brawling Flist today, is the next step in the EPIC story that is KUCHIKI SIBLING BONDING.
There are boobs. There are zombies. There is BLATANT GRAPHIC VORE AS A WARDROBE TRIES TO SEXUALLY EAT BYAKUYA AND RUKIA AS THEY ARE ESCAPING FROM ZOMBIES AMIDST FLASHING. Or something of the sort. There is Red Velvet Cake.
WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY ASK FOR IN A LOG?
I'll tell you what. Nothing.
This is EPIC. This is MASSIVE. This is the ULTIMATE IN LOGGING.
So join us, your co-dictators, in the adventure we call
THE KUCHIKI SIBLINGS GO TO VICTORIA'S SECRET.
Rated IYCHTAGOTL for If You Can't Handle the Awesome Get Out of the Log.
Byakuya: *decides that today should be "BROTHER-SISTER BONDING DAY" and therefore makes an unannounced visit to Rukia's* *rings the doorbell and ALMOST has an impression of a smile on his face because it is a JOYOUS occasion*
Rukia: *decides that today should be SHOPPING FOR UNDERGARMENTS BECAUSE SHE NEEDS NEW ONES AND JUST GOT PAID AT THE PLEBE BAKERY!!* *gathers her stuff* *hears doorbell and goes to open door* ..........Nii-sama. O.O
Byakuya: Rukia. *nods his head slightly in greeting, then sees that she has her purse with her* Ah. Were you planning on going shopping?
Rukia: *looks at purse and then at Bya* ......*and then at purse and then at Bya* ...........................yes.
Byakuya: *raises an eyebrow at her hesitation* I was thinking earlier today that I have not spent enough quality time with you lately, and that I was possibly too harsh on you over the creme brule incident.
Rukia: ajksdh er, but that's all right, Nii-sama! We--er. I mean, we don't have to spend time together TODAY. I'm SURE you're super busy and things! *dying on the inside*
Byakuya: *holds up a hand* No, family comes before work. And you just said you were going shopping - I have no problems accompanying you.
Rukia: B-but really, Nii-sama! It's going to be so BORING and you wouldn't want to be BORED and, er, I wouldn't mind! I mean we could bake together later or watch a movie or, er, talk over the internet! Yes! Let's do that! Let's talk over the internet! 8DDDD;;;;
Byakuya: Now, Rukia. I know I have been a little.... *breaks eye contact momentarily because awkward*... cold in the past, but I am willing to change to make our relationship better. And that means stepping outside our comfort zones. *pauses* I skimmed through a self-help book.
Rukia: I know that, Nii-sama, but today really isn't the best to--- *realizes what he's said* .......................you did what?
Byakuya: *shifty* Dr. Phil. Do you know of him? *clears his throat* In any case, do not feel as if you must take my feelings into consideration. We shall do whatever you wish to do today.
Rukia: Maybe you should stop listening to Dr. Phil-san. -_____- jkasdhkausdhkuashd I was just going shopping, Nii-sama. COMPLETELY BORING. There is NO NEED for you to go with me AT ALL! REALLY. You'll be SO BORED!!! *flails*
Byakuya: Really? He seems wise. *reaches forward to put his hand on her back, pulling her out of her apartment* I said it is fine. After all, I am also interested in your daily life in the real world. This can also be an opportunity for you to show me.
Rukia: asjdksauhdkuashdakuwdh ;______________________; *leads the way to the mall while protesting and being PUSHED BY BYA! >O*
Byakuya: *walks with confidence! because he is Byaface and therefore v. v. v. v. v. v. v. regal*
Rukia: *crying on the inside* *enters the mall* NII-SAMA. I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO THAT FLOWER SHOP AND, ER, LOOK FOR A PRESENT FOR URAHARA BECAUSE I AM SURE HE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A PLANT FROM YOU AND WHILE YOU DO THAT I'M GOING TO GO RUN AN ERRAND REALLY QUICKLY, OKAY? OKAY! :DDD *tries to walk away from Bya*
Byakuya: *grabs her shoulders before she can even take two steps* While I am glad to see that you are becoming more comfortable with my... relationship, I am not here to buy gifts for him. *murmurs* Though I do need one. *returns his attention to Rukia* What is your errand? I shall go with you.
Rukia: *foiled! D:* *mutters* Becoming more comfortable, yeah right. *turns to Bya, completely red-faced* I--well. I just--er. Um. askjdhkausdhku ineedtobuysomepersonalthingsthat'sall. ;_;
Byakuya: *has selective hearing and also cannot decipher sentences that are spoken very fast* I told you Rukia. Nothing is too boring.
Rukia: I--just. It--you--don't have to........ *;___;ing while walking* .....*ends up in front of Victoria's Secret*
Byakuya: *isn't paying attention to where they're walking because he's never been to a shopping center before and is therefore FASCINATED* *broken out of his little reverie when Rukia suddenly stops* Oh, are we the-- *can't continue speaking once he sees the mannequins* ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Rukia: *WANTS TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* ;_____________________________________________;
Byakuya: ......................................................................*wants to die too, except in a more elegant manner* ..................................................................................................
Rukia: S-see, N-Nii-sama. W-wouldn't you like to buy Urahara a NICE PLANT?!??!?! *tomato red and flailing like MAD*
Byakuya: ....................... I...................... *is BRAVE* No. This. I can do this. I am a man. *psyches himself UP* .............................. *about to take a step before stopping and clearing his throat* I... will not be attacked, correct?
Rukia: *is about to flail some more, but stops* *blinks* .........attacked by what? Undergarments?
Byakuya: *cheeks turn slightly pink* .... No. The. Employees. *gestures discreetly* They are looking at me in an odd manner.
Rukia: .......................oh. *BLUSH* *glares at the employees who are CHECKING HER BROTHER OUT OMFG WANTS TO DIE* *sulks into the store* ;_;
Byakuya: *blinks at Rukia, then at the employees, then ducks his head because that looked an awful lot like drooling* *follows Rukia closely, walking as far away from the employees as possible*
Rukia: *can't believe she's going bra-shopping with her brother. ;_____;* N-Nii-sama, could you just....w-wait off to the side? akjshdksaudh while I look and things? kjasdhkausdh
Byakuya: Hm? Oh-- !*looks up suddenly, but not soon enough to keep himself from running into a scantily clad mannequin* *tries to keep from falling by grabbing onto the mannequin's shoulders but only manages to tear off the BRASSIER in the process before knocking over the entire thing* ................................................. *pointedly ignores the stares of everyone in the store and sets the garment down gingerly on a nearby table, then clears his throat before reaching down to return the mannequin to its upright position* ........................... *really awkwardly dusts off the mannequin's breasts* ......................................... *nods at the employees who are no longer looking at him in a seductive manner* ...... Carry on.
Rukia: ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*drops the bra and underwear she's holding* *FACEPALMS* NII-SAMAWILLYOUPLEASEGOWAITOUTSIDE.
Byakuya: *: ||||||||||||||* *still can't understand Rukia's gibberish*......... Rukia. You dropped your..... *gestures awkwardly*..... possible purchases.
Rukia: kajsdhkausdhkuahsdukhakwuhdakuwhduahwdukhawkhaukfhkuahefkhaekfuhakufhkuhaefkuhaefuh *just might Shirayuki herself to death* *picks them up amidst GLARES from employees* *realizes she needs to try them on* .... *while Bya's still in the store* ....*while leaving him alone* ....*with scantily clad mannequins* .....*and lusty employees* Nii-sama, can I leave you alone for one minute? ;_;
Byakuya: *blinks* Why? What are you going to do?
Rukia: ...................................................................................*stares*
Byakuya: .................................................................................. *stares back*
Rukia: ..........................................aksdhksahdkuahsdukhakuwdh *starts waving her hand around and gesturing at the fitting rooms* *except she's still holding a bra and underwear* ............*one of which just happens to go flying out of her hand* ....................*to land on Bya's head*
Byakuya: .................. O____________________________________________O ....................
Rukia: .........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................OH. MY. GOD. *DIES*
Byakuya: *too scared to reach up and remove the article of clothing* ............................. *thus kind of lets it stay there* .............................. O_____O
Rukia: N-Nii-sama.............................c-could you...............bend down...................................just a little? ;___________________________________;
Byakuya: ....A....ah.... *has a difficult time getting his body to function properly but finally manages to tilt his head down................ for the bra to slide down and hook onto the corner of his kenseikan.......................... and dangle in front of his face* ............................ O__________________O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rukia: KAJSHDKASUDHKUASDHUKAHWDUHAUWKDHUKAWHDUKHADSUHKAUSD UKAHSDUKH ASUD HUKA DHU HADWU HUKAW HDUKH AWDU HKUAWD HUKA HWDU HAWUKD HKUAW DHUKA HWDUK HADW KJASHDKUADHUK HADSU HAUKS DHUK AHUD HUAK WDH AWD HAUKW HDU HAWDU HUKAWH DH AWDU HAW DHUKAH WDU HAKUFW HKAUF HUK AHEFKU HAHF UKA EFHUKA HEFUK HAKFU HAEUF HUKA EHFU AHEFKU HAEHF EFUHKUAF EHKUAEHF KUHF
*FLAILING TOO HARD TO ACTUALLY BE PRODUCTIVE AND REMOVE THE LACY THING FROM IN FRONT OF HER BROTHER'S FACE*
Byakuya: *has stopped functioning COMPLETELY and is fast losing whatever color his pale face had to begin with* ........................... This........... uh............. this is a nice shade..... What do you call this? *apparently likes to talk without thinking in awkward situations like this*
Rukia: L........i........l......a........c.......... *somehow manages to stop flailing long enough to move herself forward and grab the bra and pull, but a kenseikan comes flying off too!* ........*and flies forward to hit an employee in the face* ..............................
Byakuya: ........... O............h. *is suddenly 298374983724 times more handsome because now he's got that disheveled look going on* O.O! My kenseikan. *goes over to the employee* ................Are you alright? *eyes are searching around her body because he cares more about his fancy headpiece*
Random Female Employee #34: OH I'M QUITE ALL RIGHT. *_________* HOW CAN I HELP YOU? *___________* THAT'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS IT? *__________* DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME? *_________________*
Byakuya: ............ *pretty much distracted completely by his MISSING KENSEIKAN PIECE ;__;* Hm? Yes, she is. *somehow misinterpreted that as "IS THAT YOUR SISTER" and completely ignores the rest* Have you seen the part that is missing? *points at his head while he keeps searching*
Random Female Employee #34: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I DON'T MIND BEING THE SIDE DISH. *_________* THE PART THAT IS MISSING? I HAVE IT HERE. *grabs Bya's hand and clutches it to her boobs* RIGHT HERE IN MY HEART!!! *__________*
Byakuya: . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ ......... .......... ............................................... O___O!!!!!!!!!!!!! *LDSKJFLKDSJFKJLKDSJFKJDSJF* *freaks out a little and tries to pull his hand away* ......... Ma'am, please let go of my hand. This is inappropriate. I-- my sister.... This. Let go. *turns his head and tries to find Rukia and curses the fact that she is about as tall as his desk in his office* Rukia? Rukia, I seem to require some assistance. RUKIA. *gets frantic and panic-y because BOOB*
Random Female Employee #34: PLEASE I INSIST THAT YOU TOUCH ME IN INAPPROPRIATE PLACES BECAUSE YOU'RE THE MAN OF MY DREAMS AND I WANT TO HAVE 10 CHILDREN WITH YOU AND LET'S GO GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW, OKAY? OKAY. *__________* *smooshes Bya's hand to her boobs even more*
Rukia: AKJSHDKUASD HUKASHDUKHAKUDH *finally found Bya and the Random Female Employee* ....... ....................... .................................................. I-I'M SORRY TO.....INTERRUPT. O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!
Byakuya: *SLDKJFLDSJ FLDJFLKJEWOIGHDSLKFJ SDLFJ LKDSF JOIEGHLDSKFJ LKDSJF AT THE WORDS "INAPPROPRIATE PLACES"* *starts to hyperventilate a little* RUKIA. RUKIA COULD YOU PLEASE HELP THIS IS SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE. RUKIA? RUKIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING RUKIA. RUKIA CAN YOU HEAR ME. *waves his other hand in her face* YOU ARE NOT INTERRUPTING HELP ME PLEASE. *tempted to just gnaw his hand off*
Random Female Employee #34: COOOOOOOME TOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE *clutching at Byakuya now*
Rukia: ASKJHSAHASKU DHKUASDH UKHASUDHKUAWDHKU AHDW HAUDH HE CAN'T MARRY YOU, HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO END UP MARRYING URAHARA JUST TO DRIVE ME CRAZY!!! >OOO *kicks the employee and pulls Bya off*
Byakuya: *close to flailing and having a heart attack right as Rukia manages to detach him from the evil death grip and stumbles backward, falling into a group of three mannequins that are basically wearing STRING, making them topple over as he lands amongst them, his face scarily close to one's crotch* *looks up at Rukia from the ground* Thank you. Rukia. *: |||||||||||*
Rukia: *falls back into a rack of underwear, where the entire rack decides to topple on her* ...............*looks at Bya through a forest of lace* Don't mention it. ;________;
Byakuya: ................................. *gets up as gracefully and with as much dignity as he can muster at that moment, which isn't a lot* ................... *goes over to Rukia and holds out his hand* ......... Those look nice, too.
Rukia: *takes Bya's hand and stands up, while scrambling to get all of the lace off her head* *mortified* Nii-sama please don't commen---- *stares behind him* ......*where a throng of angry and/or lusty employees are advancing on both brother and sister*
Byakuya: .. What is it? *turns around* ...... Oh. *starts to back up a little and is tempted to dive into the pile of lingerie in order to hide himself* ......... Rukia. Is this customary in real world shops?
Rukia: *backs up with Bya* ......only if you steal things. ......you weren't planning on stealing any underwear, were you?
Byakuya: *is slightly offended....... and disturbed* Please do not insinuate that I would willingly take these... these...... No, I am not.
Rukia: *is slightly mortified and DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BYA'S SENSIBILITIES AT THE MOMENT* Nii-sama. ................how are we.........going to..............get out of...........here?
Byakuya: *tries to reach for SENBONZAKURA before realizing it isn't there because he's in his gigai* You are the expert.
Rukia: EXPERT? I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A STORE BEFORE WHERE ALL OF THE EMPLOYEES WANT TO KILL ME BECAUSE I KNOCKED EVERYTHING DOWN. *glares*
Byakuya: *blinks* Is that a tone?
Rukia: .....what?
Byakuya: Are you using a tone with me?
Rukia: *gestures wildly at the brain-eating employees* THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE WORRYING ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT I AM USING AN ATTITUDE WITH YOU.
Byakuya: There is no better time. This could potentially turn into a bigger problem if you put it off. *pauses* That is what Dr. Phil says.
Rukia: ............................................ *stops staring at zombie employees long enough to turn to Bya* WHO BOUGHT YOU THESE DR. PHIL-SAN BOOKS?! I'M GOING TO STRANGLE THEM!
Byakuya: *blinks* Isshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- someone left them on my doorstep. Yes.
Rukia: WELL BURN THEM! *kicks Random Female Zombie #46 in the face and pulls Bya away from the groping Random Female Zombie #34*
Byakuya: Well, that would be very rude. *ducks behind the 38DD rack* ........... These are very......... large. *prods one and watches it swing back and forth* Is this what Matsumoto purchases?
Rukia: *battling off Random Female Zombie #23 while Bya pokes the spawn of large chested women everywhere!* I DUNNO. I THINK SHE MIGHT CUSTOM ORDER HERS FROM THE WOMEN'S ASSOCIATION. ACK! *falls under a mob of employees*
Byakuya: *mouth turns into a sneer at the mention of THAT.... thing and he crushes a bra in his hand*
Rukia: *flails underneath terrifying mob* Niiiii-samaaaaaaaa a little help?!??!?!
Byakuya: *lets go of the bra* Wha-- oh. *: |* *grabs a hanger and starts prodding at the employees*
Rukia: *throws off two Random Female Zombies in a fit of SUPERHUMAN strength* YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNHELPFUL. *breathing hard*
Byakuya: *watches the zombies FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and land on the other side of the store* I... prodded them. *blinks innocently*
Rukia: And just how did you think that would help? *glares while punching a zombie in the face and strangling another with a thong*
Byakuya: They...... could have been allergic to the plastic? *jabs at the air with the hanger as if that proves his point*
Rukia: ...........allergic. To.....the......plastic. *stares at him as though one of the zombies might have eaten his brains* *about to say something else when she almost gets dragged down again* DO YOU MIND? I AM TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION WITH MY BROTHER. *drop-kicks the zombie*
Byakuya: ... Yes. You seem surprised. *: ||||||* It could be a possibility. Did you know that there are individuals who are allergic to the sun? I came across that fact on Wikipedia.
Rukia: ............Wikipedia. .......what were you searching.......on Wikipedia.
Byakuya: Nothing in particular. *shifts* .......... *prods Rukia with the hanger thinking that it might distract her from asking further questions*
Rukia: *about to ask something else when she is poked by....a hanger. :| * .............Nii-sama. What are you.......doing?
Byakuya: Hm? *blinks* Nothing. .............. *prods her again* .........
Rukia: .............................................................*stares* Why are you.................poking..............me.
Byakuya: I am being a caring brother and checking to see if you are allergic to plastic or not. *....prods once more* ...... I am glad to see that all is well.
Rukia: .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... WHY WOULD I BE ALLERGIC TO PLASTIC?!??!?!??!?!?!?
Byakuya: Rukia. Since you are not, I believe you would agree that that is an unnecessary question to be asking. *puts the hanger back on the rack*
Rukia: DID the zombie ladies eat your brain? : |
Byakuya: Why would you ask such an absurd question? : |
Rukia: Because. You. Were poking me. ..........with a HANGER.
Byakuya: It was for the good of your well-being.
Rukia: Don't you think we would have NOTICED by now if I was allergic to PLASTIC? -_______-
Byakuya: I am afraid that I do not keep track of your plastic-interaction levels.
Rukia: .....*stares* .....*glares* URAHARA HAS BEEN A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU. >|
Byakuya: .... I do not believe he has any knowledge of plastic allergies.
Rukia: I meant about you NOT MAKING ANY SENSE EVER.
Byakuya: You seem more aggressive today than usual. *slight sadface*
Rukia: WELL THE ZOMBIES THREATENING MY LIFE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. *gestures wildly at the zombieployees who are still standing and trying to CONQUER THE KUCHIKI SIBLINGS! >O!!*
Byakuya: Is violence really the answer, Rukia?
Rukia: ................SAYS THE MAN WITH THE RAZOR-SHARP FLOWER PETALS.
Byakuya: *brow furrows* All Zanpakutos are equally destructive.
Rukia: THE POINT is that YES, VIOLENCE IS A GREAT WAY TO SOLVE PROBLEMS. LIKE THE PROBLEM OF HOW TO GET OUT OF A BRA SHOP WHEN WE ARE BEING MAULED BY SCANTILY CLAD EMPLOYEES. >OOO!
Byakuya: .... I see. *looks around then pulls out one of the detacheable racks from the wall and turns around in time to smack one on the head with it* Is that more suitable?
Rukia: It'll have to do. -________- OKAY NII-SAMA. ARE YOU READY? FOR OUR FINAL STAND?
Byakuya: *blinks at her* Rukia, did you go see Pirates of the Caribbean 3 again?
Rukia: ........................*turns to Bya and blinks* When did YOU see Pirates?
Byakuya: *shifts* I...................... the day after it was released.
Rukia: ..................was it a date? :|
Byakuya: ...................................................................................... It might have been. : |
Rukia: ..........................................DID HE AT LEAST PAY FOR THE POPCORN?! >||||||
Byakuya: ................................................................................................ And the drink. : |||
Rukia: Who paid for the tickets? :|
Byakuya: *ponders for a moment* ... Tessai.
Rukia: ....Tessai paid for your DATE? o.O
Byakuya: It is what Urahara told me.
Rukia: O____o
Byakuya: Tessai seems to be a very understand and supportive person and has no ill will towards me at all. *did not emphasize any keywords, no*
Rukia: .....he felt bad about almost killing you with soup? :|
Byakuya: He already apologized for that by making Urahara eat it too. : |
Rukia: AHAHAH! DID URAHARA PASS OUT? *looks entirely TOO happy and eager*
Byakuya: ..... *blinks!* .....
Rukia: ............ >.>
Byakuya: .......... : | .........
Rukia: *smashes a hanger into someone's face* I think it's time we bonded somewhere more welcoming. And without lingerie. : |
Byakuya: If you wish. *throws the metal rack still in his hand at someone's face* Please do lead the way.
Rukia: OUT OF MY WAY YOU LECHEROUS PLEBES! >OOO *starts kicking her way through the crowd* *turns back to yell at Bya* KEEP A HOLD ON YOUR KENSEIKAN.
Byakuya: o_o *places his hands on his head, keeping his kenseikan in place because there it is his most prized possession* *follows Rukia quickly*
Rukia: *emerges at the front of the store VICTORIOUSLY!* TAKE THAT, EVIL ZOMBIES. >DDD!
Byakuya: *escapes the store as gracefully as he can, but swore he got groped at least twice on the way out* Rukia. People are staring.
Rukia: WELL OF COURSE THEY'RE STAYING. WE JUST BARELY MANAGED TO ESCAPE VICTORIA'S SECRET WITH OUR LIVES. They're sekritly jealous. : |
Byakuya: *blinks innocently* Does that not happen often here?
Rukia: No, I'm sure they have Tall, Mysterious Noble Brothers escorting their sisters in ALL THE TIME. *rollse yes*
Byakuya: *face brightens a little* Is that how you see me?
Rukia: .............................................YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT HERE. >O
Byakuya: Hm. : | Are you hungry?
Rukia: Maybe. Are you going to buy me food? :|
Byakuya: That depends. Do you know somewhere where food can be bought? : |
Rukia: Well. There's a Panera here. *__________*
Byakuya: *tilts his head* What is a Panera?
Rukia: Well, it's a food establishment that certain short red-heads don't know about. :D
Byakuya: *confused* I... see. Would you.... like to go there then?
Rukia: * >.> * YES. I WANT THEIR IC MOCHA!!
Byakuya: *even more confused* Ah. Then. *gestures for Rukia to lead the way again*
Rukia: *grabs Bya's hand and pulls him all the way to Panera* : DDDD
Byakuya: *did not expect Rukia to actually run all the way to Panera and has to hold onto his kenseikan again* *eventually becomes addicted to the Cream of Chicken and Wild Rice soup* *has an awkward conversation with Rukia about Urahara without ever mentioning his name. Again*
Rukia: *forgets to tell Bya about the Super Sekrit Plan she has regarding the total and utter destruction of Ura by means of Red Velvet Cake, but that might be too much awesome for a log that is already the Ultimate in Awesome Logging*
Byakuya: *wouldn't care that she forgot since he is currently swimming in soup-y bliss*
Rukia: *I like the Broccoli Cheddar soup myself*
Byakuya: *they don't serve that at my Panera ;_; *
Rukia: *WTF?! You're kidding me.*
Byakuya: *I KNOW!!! I was all excited about it too. Maybe I just went on the wrong day though*
Rukia: *I don't think they change the soup menus, except for adding in new ones. The broccoli cheddar is like a STAPLE at Panera. o.O*
Byakuya: *: OOOO But I checked the website and some soups are only served certain days.*
Rukia: *Yeah, your Panera is weird. They should go to Chipotle next time.*
Byakuya: *WHEE. They can go get their legs waxed together next time.*
Rukia: *.....does Bya have hairy legs?*
Byakuya: *... What do YOU think.*
Rukia: *............the fanart doesn't make it seem so. *______________* *
Byakuya: *that's because he gets them waxed REGULARLY*
Rukia: *...................................*
Byakuya: *don't sound so shocked*
Rukia: *Hey, do you think Meg's ready to kill us?*
Byakuya: *maybe we should just post it now XD*
THE END.
Intro penned by your lovely Snuzzpants and coded by the ever awesome Diface.