Post-coital Kitty is post-coital.
Yes, well... Man parts + woman parts + textured condom = alfhalshgntalvwethalsdhfvfa;sehifvhnglbva;c oiehtraw;thg. *twitch*
I do enjoy the male anatomy. Especially a certain someone's. *nudges tansau* ;-)
So, I am currently watching Lexx, a sci-fi show that I am slowly learning about, as suggested to me by a certain little spanko. *wiggles fingers* I realized that 5 minutes had passed by without me having to close out of the window, or press the laptop power button in sheer desperation to rid myself of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, IT DOES NOT SUCK.
Cheese-tacular at some (or perhaps all) points, but it is an endearing type of cheese. Not the kind found rotting beneath foreskin.
In other news, I am licking creamy peanut butter off a large spoon, and loving it. Noms.
I'm kinda wanting to write a story, but then characters need to be created (however loosely, it's still a pain in the ass for me), and the whole process of trying NOT to be a complete spastic Nazi with my writing. Who the fuck knows. 'May his merciful shadow fall upon... me preferably.'
~*~*UPDATE*~*~
JOKER SPANK/GENERAL TORTURE FIC!!!!!!!!!! I is DROOLINNNGGG!! Many thanks and all your horribly naughty dreams come true, my lovely Poodily muse. I will begin tonight...
I do enjoy the male anatomy. Especially a certain someone's. *nudges tansau* ;-)
So, I am currently watching Lexx, a sci-fi show that I am slowly learning about, as suggested to me by a certain little spanko. *wiggles fingers* I realized that 5 minutes had passed by without me having to close out of the window, or press the laptop power button in sheer desperation to rid myself of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, IT DOES NOT SUCK.
Cheese-tacular at some (or perhaps all) points, but it is an endearing type of cheese. Not the kind found rotting beneath foreskin.
In other news, I am licking creamy peanut butter off a large spoon, and loving it. Noms.
I'm kinda wanting to write a story, but then characters need to be created (however loosely, it's still a pain in the ass for me), and the whole process of trying NOT to be a complete spastic Nazi with my writing. Who the fuck knows. 'May his merciful shadow fall upon... me preferably.'
~*~*UPDATE*~*~
JOKER SPANK/GENERAL TORTURE FIC!!!!!!!!!! I is DROOLINNNGGG!! Many thanks and all your horribly naughty dreams come true, my lovely Poodily muse. I will begin tonight...