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Dec 09, 2010 01:13

[ ★ MISTLETOE MEME ★ ]

You know the drill, change the number limit to between 1 and 7 here, and the number you get corresponds to one of the following options below.

And I hate to tell you this bro, but you're not going anywhere until you adhere to those mistletoe rules. Essentially, you're stuck. Feet won't move (unless you've picked option 1, or 5, in which case you're given some leeway to get down with your bad self) until the mistletoe is appeased.

So, what do the numbers correspond to?

★ #1 Anti-Mistletoe - this mistletoe laughs and mocks your attempts at kissing. What this mistletoe wants is to see a real goddamn fight. Screw shy, blushing kisses; punch your partner's lights out! Fist to the face! Knee in the groin! As long as there's blood and violence, this mistletoe'll be happy.
★ #2 An Innocent Kiss - lucky you, you got the easy one. This mistletoe'll be happy with the simplest of kisses - kiss on the cheek, kiss on the forehead, kiss on the hand. Doesn't matter if you hate their guts, just as long as your lips touch their skin you're as free as a bird.
★ #3 Kiss on the Lips - Getting trickier now. Unless you're planning on lip locking, you better get used to remaining stuck for a long, long time.
★ #4 Make Out - Perverted mistletoe. You're not going anywhere until one of you has their tongue down the other's throat. Have fun with that if you've got issues with each other!
★ #5 Break into Song - the Gamzee of the Mistletoe Family. This one doesn't give a flying crap about kissing. What this one wants is some singing and dancing - so I hope you know your musical numbers! And, yes. Disney counts. (aklfhakslfh what is this)
★ #6 CHOMP - Biting, sucking, s'all good. Bearing in mind that a troll's idea of a hickey involves partially tearing out the recipient's throat, there will be penalties for interspecies BLEEDING and DEATH. :| Cause too much harm to the ones who can't handle it, and I'm afraid you're gonna be stuck under that mistletoe for a long, long time m'dear. And nothing will get you free.
★ #7 Random - Do whatever you want! Any of the above, or anything new you want to try. This mistletoe isn't picky, it just wants to be entertained.

Go nuts, and have fun~!

(I've kept this friends only for now, but we could always open it up later? :|a)
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