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i had the most unusual dream last night. for some reason i was having sex with paris hilton-but then again who hasnt?-and suddenly she has a penis and is trying to do me up the ass! Once her attempts failed, we moved on to her vagina, which she now had instead of her penis.
Now, this may seem rather unusual already, but it gets better. This is no regular vagina she has, this one has teeth. And not like sharp wolverine teeth or anything, but people teeth. They just retracted as you stuck something up in there I guess, and i remember wondering why anyone would have sex with a vagina if it could bite you.
Then, instead of having actual penis and vagina sex, we go into this big old house. Apparently, Paris needed to get married in order to get this house. I dont know if it was an inheritance or what, but she wanted me to marry her so she could get it. I declined, so she said she was dumping me. I was unaware of our dating, and was confused because we had apparently just met.
Now, this may seem rather unusual already, but it gets better. This is no regular vagina she has, this one has teeth. And not like sharp wolverine teeth or anything, but people teeth. They just retracted as you stuck something up in there I guess, and i remember wondering why anyone would have sex with a vagina if it could bite you.
Then, instead of having actual penis and vagina sex, we go into this big old house. Apparently, Paris needed to get married in order to get this house. I dont know if it was an inheritance or what, but she wanted me to marry her so she could get it. I declined, so she said she was dumping me. I was unaware of our dating, and was confused because we had apparently just met.