The Adventures of Bello and Jakewina

Sep 10, 2011 00:24

Title: The Adventures of Bello and Jakewina
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Jacob/Bella
Rating: G
Word Count: 430
Summary: A few seconds later, Jacob nods, looking satisfied. “Okay,” he says. “That’s really smart. Thanks, Bells.” With Bella's help, eight-year-old Jacob gets crafty with a school writing assignment.
Author's Notes: Written for the September drabble challenge at theair_thesun: genderswap. I swear I will do a proper one later. I just needed to wrap my head around the concept of genderswapped!Jake&Bells, haha. Someday I will stop writing these two as children. Also, I feel Jake would have been an atrocious speller. Originally posted here.



The Adventures of Bello and Jakewina

“My teacher says I should try and think of different people to write my stories about,” Billy hears Jacob tell Bella over the phone.

There’s a pause. “Well, I always write stories about us, of course. We’re really interesting.”

Lately, Jacob has been using words like ‘interesting’ when speaking to Bella. Billy isn’t sure whether Bella is trying to teach Jacob to sound more intelligent and contemplative, or if Jacob has been looking through Rachel and Rebecca’s old spelling tests to try and impress her.

“No, I tried that,” Jacob says after a slightly longer pause.

And after another: “But I’m not a girl and you’re not a boy.” Billy abruptly stops picking at his pastrami sandwich.

A few seconds later, Jacob nods, looking satisfied. “Okay,” he says. “That’s really smart. Thanks, Bells.”

He hangs up the phone.

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The Advenchurs of Bello and Jakewina
by Jacob Black 10/7/98

Once there was a boy named Bello who was always quite and a girl named Jakewina who was always really loud but Jakewina always lisened to Bello so it was good that they were freinds. Also Bello really liked that Jakewina was so pritty even tho Bello never told Jakewina she was pritty and Jakewina new that becas she could read Bellos mind. Anyway Jakewina liked to tak Bello into the forest becas the trees and stuf were as pritty as Jakewina was and also as pritty as Bello was for a boy. they playd lots of gams and stuf like hide and seek and also they lerned how to fly becas ther freinds new how. One day they cot a fish in the river wich was in the forest and it gav them 3 wishs only they had to shar the 3 wishs. Jakewina wished frist becas Jakewinas dad always says ladys go frist so she did and she wished for her own car. Bello wished for a big book becas he liks them and not cars. but then they had 1 wish left so they thot and thot and then wished for a milon more wishs so they could have a nice weding and be hapy becas thats smart the end

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There are some times when Billy is concerned about his son and the things he finds at the bottom of Jacob’s backpack. Before Bella started visiting Charlie every summer, this might have been one of them. Now, he simply sighs, folds the paper more neatly, and tries to think of a place to put it where it won’t accidentally be found by one of the twins.

fandom: twilight, character: billy black, genre: humor, character: jacob black, community: theair_thesun, rating: g, ship: jacob/bella, character: bella swan, *fic, genre: fluff

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