Game start!
We're back, and I finally found out how to make the game work! It was actually a lot simpler than one would think, since it took forever to find it.
NOTE: THE FOLLOWING ONLY WORKS FOR VISTA. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE VISTA, AND YOU'RE SOMEHOW HAVING THIS PROBLEM, THIS MOST LIKELY WILL NOT WORK.
Obviously, not actual size. Also, my desktop picture is a fusion of Hetalia and TF2. JUST SAYING.
And :O Alert!
Obviously, we are going to want to click on the game! But do not just start clicking and playing the game right away. You want to right click, and bring up the menu.
Got the menu? Good! Now, you need to run as an administrator. Every time. Or else, it will hate you, and just shut down. )<
Yep, that's all there is to it. ANYWAY LET'S PLAY THE GAME. :B
I'm on a boat! Well, not anymore...
8O
Actually, you don't have to worry. For once. The game isn't really timed, it's just that after doing certain things, time will "progress". Or something like that.
Also little graham aw :3
OMG ROPE.
GIMME THE ROPE
DOUBLE FFFF
Fine let's take a look at the crates.
WELL THAT WAS BORING
Some of you may have noticed something pixelated. SOMETHING PIXELATED ON A HANDPAINTED BACKGROUND?
DO WANT
:O GRAB IT
FINE. I'll just get it the old fashioned way. >:(
YAY WE GOT IT.
I decided that, since there wasn't much for me to do yet, to mess around with some easter eggs and oddities. :B
:O
CEDRIC WILL COME, GRAHAM. JUST WAIT THROUGH TWO MORE GAMES.
*snicker*
I think I'm enjoying these a little too much.
HEE~
Anyway, let's move up a square~
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER~
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
MAY?
You just know this thing will save your life at some point. YOU JUST KNOW.
After all, this is sierra we're talking about.
Anyway nothing interesting here so let's move up once more.
This place got boring fast so I left.
Yeah, I finally figured out how to get rid of the border. YAY~
This place is actually be pretty important.
Which is why I'll be avoiding this place unless I have to.
That, and the most annoying character comes up. Grrrrrr.
LOG~
Yep, a clam! And you know what are in clams? Well, in games, anyway. :B
PEARLS~!
oh yeah
Let's move up one more~
Well, this place looks interesting.
Captain King: :B
This wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. OH WELL MOVING ON
I think this page is important, but I can't remember.
Aw... >: I would have liked to hear him sing~
Anyway, remember that witch's cave? YEAH LET'S GO THERE :B
Isn't it so welcoming?
Let's, for kicks, try talking to the skulls. I mean, it's not like-
...
:O
:O
:O
BONEHEAD, YOU ARE NOW MY FAVORITE CHARACTER.
ilu. c:
PFFF POLITICS. :B
ANYWAY LET'S WAK IN FRONT OF THE BAT CAVE
I'M SURE NOTHING WILL-
uh oh.
OK getting out now.
OH GOD.
OH MY GOD.
this screen is (one of) my mortal enemies. I always end up meeting the wizard here and dying. Just... avoid it if you can. >:
Moving up right away.
Pretty boring, but...
Live long and prosper.
Zing~!
This place is also pretty important. REMEMEBER IT.
XD talk to the rocks~
PUMKINS
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
Graham: *idley picking up the pumpkin* |B
:O
AND HERE IS MY (now second) FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE GAME.
Graham: :O
Pffff
Wait
Doesn't something seem wrong with this picture?
Cute... :3
THERE THAT WORKS.
:O
That's right!
Plant power!
Someone doesn't seem to sure about this...
That's all you get at first so let's try talking to her again.
Thank you! The question we were all asking ourselves!
:B
I hae a feeling she does that with everyone.
PUMPKIN MOM WHY SO AWESOME
Somehow, I doubt this is actually very effective.
I mean, what's she going to do? Talk them to death? She can't even protect her own kids...
Graham: :B She sounds nice.
I love how she points out that girls like her are a dime a dozen in these sorts of games.
"Woop! There's another one!"
*que eyeroll*
I actually don't remember if what she gives you is of any use, actually.
BUT FOR THE POINTS, WE WILL TAKE IT
Hagatha: Thief
This is what happens if you try to talk with her again.
LET'S GO FIND HER BABEH! Since there's no other way to go, we head down.
useless OK LET'S MOVE ON
Well that's pretty convenient.
Also little graham, hiding behind a rock.
I love watching him go up those things unless I'm in a hurry.
Yeah I'm a geek whatever
There's supposed to be a funny message here, but I couldn't get it. Oh well...
That hole looks pretty big... Hmm, I wonder...
YAY!
and I know that's useful!
So let's move on now!
WE ARE HERE~
But, there's more to do. Oh, a haybale!
:O
Let's the get stuff inside~
Graham: :B Now I know for sure that nothing will-
Graham: OH NO NOT MORE TALKING THINGS
Graham; not the sharpet tool in the shed.
uh oh
Well, that's bad.
Sneeze~
That made me laugh more than I should.
ou
AND THERE'S THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION~!
FINALLY
DO YOU SEE A PATTERN HERE?
Graham's learning! :O
Thing in the Hay: :<
sneeze
Oh Graham, why even bother asking...?
GRAHAM, DID YOU JUST FORGET WHAT YOU JUST LEARNED?
*sigh*
Woah, he actualy remembered. :O
Graham seems to be more surprised by how long he was in there. :B
And he says it so proudly too. O U
SNEEEEEEZE~
Well, you would too if you were in a haybale for weeks.
PUN'D
What you get when you talk to the pillars. OH MICROSOFT.
Well, this seems to be a good place to stop.. so I did. :B
Also, while trying to find out how to make the game work, I found out something about the game! But, it's a spoiler for those who haven't played (this version) of the game before, so, spoiler tag!
Apparently, there is a way to not have to kill the wolves to attack you!
This just made me so happy. SO HAPPY. So, I tried to figure out how one could do that. I haven't played the game in a while, so there are some things I don't remember, but I'm going to try not to look them up unless I have to. This is one thing I MUST. But, they don't have anything on how to solve puzzles in the game... just characters, and items. YOU GUYS STINK.
Edit: FFF OH GOD THE SPOILER