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I love it when people post stupid survey thingies like this in low-traffic communities where no one is likely to know who they are, let alone care about their purposely assy answers to 32 questions about themselves.
that said, i'm kinda bored watching my man play his way-too-long turn on lost planet, so i'm going to fill this out...
1. Can you cook?
i've been getting a lot better at cooking lately. been trying some new recipes and creating some original concoctions that generally get good reviews.
2. What was your dream growing up?
i wanted to be a microbiologist/epidemiologist and travel around the world containing outbreaks of deadly diseases. now i sell porn.
3. What talent do you wish you had?
i really wish i could play an instrument.
4. Favorite place?
i don't think i have one, really.
5. Favorite vegetable?
i like those edamame soy beans you get at japanese restaurants a lot.
6. What was the last book you read?
i've been reading the blind watchmaker by richard dawkins in preparation to read his most recent book, the god delusion
7. What zodiac sign are you?
taurus
8. Any tattoos and/or piercings?
just the one on my arm
9. Worst habit?
being a lazy ass who expects other people to clean up after me
10. Do we know each other outside of lj?
there is no one on my list who i do not know in some capacity outside of livejournal
11. What is your favorite sport?
football
12. Negative or optimistic attitude?
traditionally negative, though i'm trying to be more optimistic
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
que?
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
i've been pretty lucky so far. no life-threatening illnesses or accidents, no enormous debts i'll never be able to pay, very few unexpected deaths of family/friends.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
there are only weird fictions
16. Do you have any pets?
2 dogs
17. Do you know how to do the macerana?
the macarena was released in 1995. might as well ask if i can do the tootsie roll. (no)
18. What time is it where you are now?
6:51pm
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
i'm not a fan
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
i'm pretty satisfied with the way i look
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
depends on the crime
22. What color eyes do you have?
brown
23. Ever been arrested?
only once
24. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
pay off some credit cards and pay down some loans. pure excitement.
25. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
punkers duck brand
26. What's your favorite bar to hang at?
there are no decent bars near my house. i had my last day of work party at the gold dust lounge, which was enjoyable
27. Do you believe in ghosts?
not usually
28. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
i've been having a lot of fun lately building a desk
29. Do you swear a lot?
probably more than i should
30. Biggest pet peeve?
motherfuckers who can't drive
31. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
indescribable
32. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
umm. yeah, so if yinz want to do this thing, please feel free. i'm dying to know who believes in ghosts....
that said, i'm kinda bored watching my man play his way-too-long turn on lost planet, so i'm going to fill this out...
1. Can you cook?
i've been getting a lot better at cooking lately. been trying some new recipes and creating some original concoctions that generally get good reviews.
2. What was your dream growing up?
i wanted to be a microbiologist/epidemiologist and travel around the world containing outbreaks of deadly diseases. now i sell porn.
3. What talent do you wish you had?
i really wish i could play an instrument.
4. Favorite place?
i don't think i have one, really.
5. Favorite vegetable?
i like those edamame soy beans you get at japanese restaurants a lot.
6. What was the last book you read?
i've been reading the blind watchmaker by richard dawkins in preparation to read his most recent book, the god delusion
7. What zodiac sign are you?
taurus
8. Any tattoos and/or piercings?
just the one on my arm
9. Worst habit?
being a lazy ass who expects other people to clean up after me
10. Do we know each other outside of lj?
there is no one on my list who i do not know in some capacity outside of livejournal
11. What is your favorite sport?
football
12. Negative or optimistic attitude?
traditionally negative, though i'm trying to be more optimistic
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
que?
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
i've been pretty lucky so far. no life-threatening illnesses or accidents, no enormous debts i'll never be able to pay, very few unexpected deaths of family/friends.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
there are only weird fictions
16. Do you have any pets?
2 dogs
17. Do you know how to do the macerana?
the macarena was released in 1995. might as well ask if i can do the tootsie roll. (no)
18. What time is it where you are now?
6:51pm
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
i'm not a fan
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
i'm pretty satisfied with the way i look
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
depends on the crime
22. What color eyes do you have?
brown
23. Ever been arrested?
only once
24. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
pay off some credit cards and pay down some loans. pure excitement.
25. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
punkers duck brand
26. What's your favorite bar to hang at?
there are no decent bars near my house. i had my last day of work party at the gold dust lounge, which was enjoyable
27. Do you believe in ghosts?
not usually
28. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
i've been having a lot of fun lately building a desk
29. Do you swear a lot?
probably more than i should
30. Biggest pet peeve?
motherfuckers who can't drive
31. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
indescribable
32. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
umm. yeah, so if yinz want to do this thing, please feel free. i'm dying to know who believes in ghosts....