both hands firmly in the cradle
At four in the morning, Sylvie and I traipsed through Sarah's backdoor into her kitchen and found...
Two ducks, hung by their neck.
Then, that afternoon, Sarah and I devoured half of one. Extremely flavorful.
Tomorrow, I'll be in the Poconos (skiing!!) with The Famewhores and like, 7 prepubescent boys. Mmmm. 13 year-olds.