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[pervy_slash_kid]

Title: The Muggle Cafe (18/?)
Author: Me. a.k.a. mugglerock
Warning(s): Something that resembles angst.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: H/D
Category: Domestidrabble with a touch of angst and silliness.
Disclaimer: Why, yes! I do happen to own Harry Potter. I also own Disneyland, the Marlboro cigarette company, Playboy, and Big Ben. *relents* Not mine, no money, no

Comments

[free_the_goats]

The part that bothers me isn't so much the trickery, as that Harry slept through being wanked off, and wanked off into a cup, at that. Seriously.

[ladybelz]

You know...if you think about it...

Parvati could be charged with theft of a personal possession (Harry's sperm) and rape (Harry).

Ooooo there's a nasty thought...Make her go through with the whole pregnancy, Harry pretends to get along with her...and then WHAMO!! Sue her for full custody of the kid.

I smell plot bunnies!

But don't take my word for it lol, I'm not writing this story. :)

[free_the_goats]

actually, there was a custody case a while back where a guy claimed that since the woman used his sperm from a condom to imgregnate herself, he was not complicit in the act, and didn't have to pay child support or anything.

I can't remember how that turned out...

[pervy_slash_kid]

Heh. Well, umm, all I can say is, it is possible for a boy to sleep through that. That is all I have to say about that. ;D

[free_the_goats]

...

I now deeply desire to try this on my boyfriend.