Introducing Fukasaku the 14th.
Before I show you students the new mascot, let me go through what has happened to the previous Fukasakus:
Fukasaku the First. Fell to his death going after a fly from the second story window.
Fukasaku the Second. Choked to death on a june bug.
Fukasaku the Third. Accidently disected in biology class.
Fukasaku the Fourth. Found in the gym's airduct after 3 months.
Fukasaku the Fifth. Spraypainted red and suffocated from lack of oxygen.
Fukasaku the Sixth. Cooked in the faculty microwave and thusly exploded.
Fukasaku the Seventh. MIA, presumed dead.
Fukasaku the Eighth. Electrocuted by faulty wiring from his heat lamp.
Fukasaku the Ninth. Eaten by a student on a dare.
Fukasaku the Tenth. Last seen in the library, presumed dead. Any funny smells lately, Konan-chan??
Fukasaku the Eleventh. Impaled on pencils after jumping from his aquarium to the desk. He always did have horrible aim.
Fukasaku the Twelvth. Eaten by one of Orochimaru's snakes. Jackass.
Fukasaku the Thirteenth. Crushed by a large rock. Lee you have detention.
Let's have a moment of silence for the past Fukasakus.
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ALRIGHT! ENOUGH OF THAT. *POINTS TO A LARGE PARROT CAGE WITH A LOCK, THE BOTTOM CONVERTED TO BE AN AQUARIUM*
SAY HELLO TO FUKASAKU THE 14TH! ISN'T HE A BEAUT?
Fukasaku the First. Fell to his death going after a fly from the second story window.
Fukasaku the Second. Choked to death on a june bug.
Fukasaku the Third. Accidently disected in biology class.
Fukasaku the Fourth. Found in the gym's airduct after 3 months.
Fukasaku the Fifth. Spraypainted red and suffocated from lack of oxygen.
Fukasaku the Sixth. Cooked in the faculty microwave and thusly exploded.
Fukasaku the Seventh. MIA, presumed dead.
Fukasaku the Eighth. Electrocuted by faulty wiring from his heat lamp.
Fukasaku the Ninth. Eaten by a student on a dare.
Fukasaku the Tenth. Last seen in the library, presumed dead. Any funny smells lately, Konan-chan??
Fukasaku the Eleventh. Impaled on pencils after jumping from his aquarium to the desk. He always did have horrible aim.
Fukasaku the Twelvth. Eaten by one of Orochimaru's snakes. Jackass.
Fukasaku the Thirteenth. Crushed by a large rock. Lee you have detention.
Let's have a moment of silence for the past Fukasakus.
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ALRIGHT! ENOUGH OF THAT. *POINTS TO A LARGE PARROT CAGE WITH A LOCK, THE BOTTOM CONVERTED TO BE AN AQUARIUM*
SAY HELLO TO FUKASAKU THE 14TH! ISN'T HE A BEAUT?