whoa. i am so put in my proper place of self-disgust and pain. a single, well-placed tear just rolled down my cheek. i am so sorry to have wronged you, so very sorry indeed. why do bad things happen to good sisters? oh, life. oh, misery. oh, cookies that i would have savored. oh, the tasty morsels i might have enjoyed. injustice. my life is a sham. i'm so sorry, emily, please, please forgive me. please. for. give. me.
my sincere apologies. you did pour your heart out to me. and I did knock you down. much like you did to me this weekend. shot my hopes down. like a dead bird.
oh, the heartbreak. what a telenovella. i learned on jepordy last night that in some language, "telenovella" means "soap opera."
i really am sorry. i really do feel bad.
i'll make it up to you by taking you and heidi to borders at 12:01 on friday night to get the new harry potter book, ok? and we could go see willy wonka, too. hows about that?
i bet you hate those ideas, just like you hate me.
i am so put in my proper place of self-disgust and pain.
a single, well-placed tear just rolled down my cheek.
i am so sorry to have wronged you, so very sorry indeed.
why do bad things happen to good sisters?
oh, life.
oh, misery.
oh, cookies that i would have savored.
oh, the tasty morsels i might have enjoyed.
injustice.
my life is a sham.
i'm so sorry, emily, please, please forgive me.
please.
for.
give.
me.
*tears*
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hmph.
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you did pour your heart out to me.
and I did knock you down.
much like you did to me this weekend.
shot my hopes down.
like a dead bird.
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i learned on jepordy last night that in some language, "telenovella" means "soap opera."
i really am sorry. i really do feel bad.
i'll make it up to you by taking you and heidi to borders at 12:01 on friday night to get the new harry potter book, ok? and we could go see willy wonka, too. hows about that?
i bet you hate those ideas, just like you hate me.
goodbye. i'm going to shoot my head off now.
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I will go to Borders at 12:01 witchu.
Also, I do want to see Willy Wonka.
Please don't shoot your head off until those two things are completed.
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