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Jun 23, 2005 13:26

Dear Lady-with-small-screaming-ugly-child-in-Walgreens,

It is considered rude and impolite to venture into population if your child is clearly sucking a lot on the day that you feel it is absolutley necessary to purchase bird seed and M & M's.

Seeing as the aforestated "bird seed" and "M & M's" were the only two items that you saw fit to purchase today at approximately 1:12 in the pm, I do think that your afternoon trip could have been postponed, due to the previously stated "sucking" of the child you chose to breed, and due to the lack of interesting items that the Walgreens had to offer.

Also, it is foul to continually run into other Walgreen-ers as they are standing in line. With your obnoxious offspring in a large metal object resembling prison on wheels (at least if you are age 5 or under). You ran into me multiple times and I don't really think you understand how close I was to reaching on the counter, grabbing one of the lighters, and setting your face on fire.

Love,
Emily.
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