[lo and behold, an utterly panicked voice coming through the communicator. loudly. and surprisingly stressed, which shouldn't be all too uncommon to hear in a place like this, but in any case:] ArrrRRGGH!! Crap, I'm dying! IT'S A GIANT BLUE PUNI!!! I can't feel my legs-!!
Quick, someone help me!! It can't be a guy though, because only girly attacks will work against it! So... hurry!
[Click. It goes off. The silence only lasts for about five seconds though, before it's turned back on again.]
- Also, I'm in the high school's band room!
[...okay. NOW clicking the audio off for real.]
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ok this is what i wan for xmas
- a socce baseball
- baseball glove
- face guard
- candy
- a girlfriend
- magazines
- more of my cds
- bleach
- pork cutlet bowls
when i think of more i'll add it
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