02 [video; backdated to Wednesday-ish]

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OII! LISTEN UP, WHOEVER ELSE IS IN THIS STUPID CITY!

[Hello, Discedo! Enjoying your peace? Well, hope you hadn't gotten too used to it yet, at least. The video's clicked on to show Sunohara pointing dramatically, looking otherwise completely serious; the feed itself shaking slightly.]

DON'T DRINK THE WATER!! IT'S LACED WITH DRUGS!━I know this

Comments

[remnantstrike]

[... what even.]

Are... you okay?

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Sort of~ But I will be!

[remnantstrike]

Uh-huh... right. Though if you were talking about me, riding the chocobo wasn't a hallucination.

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Yeah... It probably wasn't.

I only had water afterward.

[remnantstrike]

Have you been seeing things since then?

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Yeah...

[remnantstrike]

[Oh Marta, there's no need to be concerned about him.]

Like what?

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[a-aww]

My land lady's a crazy cosplayer. And a talking cat! That's the hallucination that finally told me about the food being drugged. And this girl had a giant mummy bear following her around, but then it disappeared.

[remnantstrike]

A talking cat... Oh, wait a second, I think I know her too! But if it's the same person I'm thinking about, she's definitely not a hallucination.

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But she's so scary and brutish!

And-- And the talking cat had to be! It even had little wings, and cats don't those.

[remnantstrike]

Well if you can accept being kidnapped into a whole other world, I think believing a talking cat is kind of easy in comparison.

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I haven't! ... This whole world isn't real.

[remnantstrike]

... so you think you've been hallucinating this whole thing for weeks?

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I know, right?! That's probably what's been happening!

It's the only way it could make sense!!

[remnantstrike]

Or you could just, y'know, accept that this is reality.

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That's━

but cats don't talk, and I can't be transported to another world, and have something stuck inside me.