Amusing...
Today was a rather amusing day. It's Memorial Day, Yay. -Salutes- But yeah, we celebrated my two cousins birthdays today. 13 and 15. I had some fun today. We did the usual, Cake, Ice cream, presents, and then fun. My family..we play this game called "Tip" It's with a Frisbee, and you have to spell the word "Horse." To gain a letter on your scoreboard, you can play with two people, or with just one on each team. When someoen throws the frisbee to you, the person in the front, tips it with one hand, and the person in the back has to catch it with one hand. You cannot use both hands or catch it with your body. Whoever spells horse first, wins. Simple. It's mad fun.
Anyway, my uncle just got a ping-pong table, so everyone was playing that. To me, it was boring and stupid, so I chilled with Mariah, who turned 15. I swear my cousins are gonna be models or something. Both of them are real pretty and glamerous looking. I swear...They're Nikki and Paris. But they act all innocent and shit....but they ain't. They coniving and scheming, like most females are. My one cousin be pimpin'. She just dumps guys cause she thinks some other guy is cute. It's fucked up really. They're just plain evil..well...around me they act like they want, because they know the things they tell me, I won't tell my uncle or aunt, which is their parents, or anybody else, cause we cool like that. I treat them like the sisters I never had. Today, I went to buy a frisbee at Wal-mart cause no one had one. My cousin came with me. Now we look alike, people say we could be brother or sister, it's funny really. But I'm sure some people thought we were goin out and shit the way we were shovin eachother and laughin and shit. Rofl. But these dudes were all staring, so I was like....Wtf you lookin' at? One of them shrugged and they kept on walkin'. My cousin was all like....WHY DID YOU DO THAT? HE WAS CUTE. I laughed and was just thinkin'...WTF?
I'm about ready to fight a group of like 5 chicks and some guy. She been getting into trouble with this boy. I guess the guy likes my cousin, but his EX is all like HELL NAH and she started with my cousin and just slapped the shit outta her. Before they could start fightin' a teacher got in it and they stopped. Why do people gotta bring they homeboys/homegirls with them? What ever happened to one on one fights? I'll straight beat a girls ass, if she hit me first and hit like a dude. Cause then she deserves to be hit back by a dude. They know that rule. Anyway, my cousin was all online and I'm sittin' there watchin' what she types to her friends, cause we bored as fuuccckkk. Her parents dont let her go on AIM so she always has to look over her shoulder. My cousin is straight up Bi. I know she wants to fuck her friend, and her friend wants it too. She be tellin' me shit like how they be kissin' at the clubs. I just sit there like....WTF...I hope she dun run to me tellin me how her friends pussy tastes...cause then....I'D HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH HER AND HER FRIENDS MORE...ROFL!!!! NAH I'm playin'. But yeah....it was fun. There was this girl that kept drivin' by the party, she lives down the street from my cousin. She like 19. She is smokin' fine and I just be staring and she knows it cause I be lookin her dead in the eyes when she drive by and look. Got a nice car too...and lives in the suburbs....Money+looks=Good. =D
Anyway, my uncle just got a ping-pong table, so everyone was playing that. To me, it was boring and stupid, so I chilled with Mariah, who turned 15. I swear my cousins are gonna be models or something. Both of them are real pretty and glamerous looking. I swear...They're Nikki and Paris. But they act all innocent and shit....but they ain't. They coniving and scheming, like most females are. My one cousin be pimpin'. She just dumps guys cause she thinks some other guy is cute. It's fucked up really. They're just plain evil..well...around me they act like they want, because they know the things they tell me, I won't tell my uncle or aunt, which is their parents, or anybody else, cause we cool like that. I treat them like the sisters I never had. Today, I went to buy a frisbee at Wal-mart cause no one had one. My cousin came with me. Now we look alike, people say we could be brother or sister, it's funny really. But I'm sure some people thought we were goin out and shit the way we were shovin eachother and laughin and shit. Rofl. But these dudes were all staring, so I was like....Wtf you lookin' at? One of them shrugged and they kept on walkin'. My cousin was all like....WHY DID YOU DO THAT? HE WAS CUTE. I laughed and was just thinkin'...WTF?
I'm about ready to fight a group of like 5 chicks and some guy. She been getting into trouble with this boy. I guess the guy likes my cousin, but his EX is all like HELL NAH and she started with my cousin and just slapped the shit outta her. Before they could start fightin' a teacher got in it and they stopped. Why do people gotta bring they homeboys/homegirls with them? What ever happened to one on one fights? I'll straight beat a girls ass, if she hit me first and hit like a dude. Cause then she deserves to be hit back by a dude. They know that rule. Anyway, my cousin was all online and I'm sittin' there watchin' what she types to her friends, cause we bored as fuuccckkk. Her parents dont let her go on AIM so she always has to look over her shoulder. My cousin is straight up Bi. I know she wants to fuck her friend, and her friend wants it too. She be tellin' me shit like how they be kissin' at the clubs. I just sit there like....WTF...I hope she dun run to me tellin me how her friends pussy tastes...cause then....I'D HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH HER AND HER FRIENDS MORE...ROFL!!!! NAH I'm playin'. But yeah....it was fun. There was this girl that kept drivin' by the party, she lives down the street from my cousin. She like 19. She is smokin' fine and I just be staring and she knows it cause I be lookin her dead in the eyes when she drive by and look. Got a nice car too...and lives in the suburbs....Money+looks=Good. =D