DIARY OF THE AWESOME ME 3
Nov 5th, fair weather.
Today I was super cool. I teased China and Italy. That's not all though! I also announced one of Austria's dirty secrets that he didn't even know about! How awesome am I?! I also made Sweden expose his naughty side! Bet you didn't think that four-eyes had one right!?
Oh yeah, and I also pointed out the stain on Poland's shirt! Boy was he embarrassed!
Nov 6th, kind of cloudy.
Today was one of those really confusing days! But I managed to get West to let me have Italy-chan once in a while!! Italy-chan is sooo cute! I also managed to give UK's little kid bad ideas. So much fun! Japan was also completely coming on to me! I think I impressed him with superior Prussian logic. West tried to explain McDonalds to me.. something about a clown and that West's now sold out to America for their faux soldier rations.
I don't get it.. what's going on?
Nov 7th, very sunny.
I thought I heard Italy's jiji. But he's dead right? Maybe Italy-chan's cute airheaded-ness is affecting me in some way. Oh! And that pesky little voice I've been hearing decided to step up to me! HA! Little fool! Though such a foolish act does have some bravery to it!
America tried to step up to me to! He's so loud-mouthed and air-headed! He didn't win though! UK was trying to tell me what a ringtone is. I think that's pretty simple, phones go ring-ring. That is their tone!!
Nov 8th, fair weather.
Not much happened today really. That Hungary brute! tried to chase me down! What a barbarian! I was diplomatic with her! Cause I don't wage wars with girls!! Yeah, that's it!!
Also, Japan went ahead and invited me over to visit his place. He's SO coming on to me. I thought to myself "Whoa, settle down." But I decided to be nice and take him up on his offer. I'm really interested in visiting Japan!! I can understand his attraction to me though! I'm so handsome and powerful! You couldn't choose a more awesome European nation!!
Nov 11th, chilly.
I had a talk with Lithuania today. That guy thinks he might start a war. Psh. The only thing he'd start is a pillow fight with his brothers for Russia's amusement. Ugh, I talked to America today too!! THAT GUY CEASES TO MAKE SENSE TO ME!! First off! How can he fail to realize my greatness!? Second! Where is that guy's brain!?! Speaking of that rock-head though, he asked what I'd bring if I went to Mars with him! Is he insane!? We haven't even made it into space yet! Well, he said he did but I wont believe it until some one more credible affirms it! He says 'After WWII', does he live under a ROCK!? THE WAR IS ON!!.... Right?
I was also posed with the hypothetical whether or not I'd want to have a sleep over with Russia or France!! WHAT A SICK QUESTION! NEITHER!!
Oh yeah and funny thing! Iceland has a weird museum, I was talking to him about it when Italy-chan visited. HAHAHAH!! I SCARED HIM GOOD! Hopefully now he'll be hiding from West for a while. That outta ruin West's day!! He makes a cute face when he's upset.
Nov 12th, breezy but nice.
I was discussing my ideal night out with cute Italy-chan when he started saying that his idea was better. THE NERVE! RIGHT!? So I told him to prove it to me, and he invited me over. It wasn't that bad, it wasn't like war, but it wasn't bad. Italy-chan has such cute ideas about romance. I made cheers to a skull!
I also threatened to rip aristocrat-bastard's mustache off if he ever grew one. I did it with as straight a face as I could! But I couldn't stop laughing at the idea when Austria left!!
Oh, and I had a long talk with UK about a lot of stuff. Not that I like talking to thick-brows but he said he had secrets about America! I want to know all of America's dirty dirty embaressing secrets, maybe take that pompus bastard down a few notches. But per usual, the information was fairly useless. I could have guessed all that myself from looking at America!! America didn't even hide it! UK sucks at secrets!
The bigger news is that I was screwing around with Finland and Iceland today. HAHAHA! Sweden made such a stupid face when I was talking to Finland. That guy is so naive, I couldn't help myself. But apparently I'm going to have a Yule celebration.
Heh.. a Yule celebration with.... people actually coming over...? I mean.. I'm okay by myself, and I always spend it alone but.. I guess I accidently talked myself into this one while I was playing around. I've never had a yule party before, I'll probably need to ask...NO! I will not have anyone help me! I can do it on my own! I'm okay doing it by myself! In fact I'm super happy and confident I can pull it off!!...Somehow! .. Ugh me and my big mouth.
Nov 15th, cold!
I played the transverse flute a little today. It gets me kind of down. I really miss old Fritz. He was the best Boss a nation could have. He was something of a father to me. I miss him bad.
Lithuania is really panicing about Russia's arrival. It's hard to watch. That guy is something of family. For Russia to do that to Baltic blood really pisses me off! There is hardly any Baltic blood in me any more. But I wont forget my roots. My early dairies detail it. Some times I go to war with Lithuania, but it's just what my Boss's say I have to do, and I can't resist the urge to fight!
GOD DAMN RUSSIA!! I HATE THAT GUY!
I tried to give Latvia some confidence to stand up to Russia. Seeing that little guy tremble.. I feel ashamed for him.. and I feel even more pissed off at Russia!
My dairies truthiness came into question today! Japan is just super embarrassed about how accurately I nailed his coming on to me.
Nov 17th, freezing!
So much has happened in the last five days that I haven't had a moment to myself to write anything down! Where to start? Alright, let's see, OH! Pictures of Germany and Japan in drag surfaced. I was laughing hard to myself but I made sure to tell my brother I will always support him no matter what his weird fetish is!! Japan was trying to pin it on me that I was the one who started circulating the pictures!! This is completely false! Okay.. maybe not completely... Heheheh. Japan is so cute as Haruhi~
UK was a jerk! That guy pisses me off too! Even if we were partners once in fighting off France's boss, that guy is still a jerk and a murderer! I want to stab him in the neck! He pretends he's so much better and above naughty things but he is a very naughty man! He's sort of like Austria, except with ugly fuzzy caterpillars on his face!
OH! I got Russia to show me what he wears under there! It's kind of silly and I wanted to laugh, but he was making this face.. bah! Even if I really hate him, he made a really shy expression and I couldn't bring myself to do it!
Spain and South Italy tried to educate West on what the Italy duo's hair does. I wouldn't allow it!! It's too fun to watch Germany do perverted things without knowing! SO! I laughed really loud when South Italy was trying to explain, and used the hair to shut him up. I also threatened to cut if off, but that was just to get him to cease trying to explain. I took Spain aside too and made sure to warn him to keep his mouth shut.
Nov 18th, too cold!
Today was!! I don't even know the word for it! But it was massive! Previously I was trying to get Latvia to stand up to Russia, well.. Russia came to visit and while Latvia was talking about tea, he tried to invite Latvia over for tea. However! I tried to get Latvia to use what I taught him! Russia butted in and tried to intimidate me, but I should strength and bravery to his scary face!!! After that, Latvia fainted so I commandeered him for a while as a bargaining chip. I was planning to trade him to Russia or Lithuania for help in what I plan to do, but since I hate Russia I gave preference to Lithuania. Austria tried to make one of his condescending comments, but he's just as dirty as I am so he shouldn't be speaking!!
I sent a few letters to Lithuania for him to come over and bargain for Latvia's release. Latvia was picked up without problem, even though he didn't get the full birthday celebration he wanted. Russia tried to intimidate me to give Latvia to him, but I protected Latvia just fine!! If anyone gets Latvia, Russia-bastard will be the last one!!! So much for America protecting Latvia, America is such an unreliable guy! ..ugh.. but now Russia is making scary faces at me and it's creepy.. not to mention that weird girl Belarus was giving me scary looks too!!
Nov 19th, still cold!
Also! I posed the hypothetical what if France, Korea, Russia, and I formed an alliance and took over the world, who would the other nations want to live with. France and I argued over Swiss's little sister. France was also being a bastard saying he could dominate me. He's never dominated ANYONE before! Keep dreaming France!! Anyway! Everyone either wanted me or France, though a few strange people wanted Russia.
It's kind of good though, because Lithuania is going to help me take over a small bit of Denmark, and France is all for helping me open up Austria to Franco-Prussian rule. Even if France is kind of useless, he's a great asset. No doubt UK will be called in to stop me, and bouncing France off of UK will keep UK busy while I do my thing. That guy can't resist getting into a fight with France! If France can hold his ground against UK, I'll give him a big chunk of whatever we get out of Austria. Oh yeah, and I'll also be seeing France at my Yule party. I've never thrown one before but it just keeps on getting bigger! How troublesome!
Also, despite how much of a cold-hearted-scarf-wearing-bastard Russia is, and what he's done, I got to discussing with him ways to feed Lithuania. After working it out with him about Latvia, we seem to be on better terms. Perhaps he might join an allience with France, Lithuania, and I after all. Actually! .. All that would be left is Korea, but that guy is really loud and annoying.
If I was going to have someone help me in the East, it would be Japan. I really like that guy from what I've seen of him so far. However, America's got him by the balls military wise, so that renders him out of the question. Perhaps I can get Korea to help, but have him spare Japan? West and I are still thankful for Japan's help the last time.
P.S. Denmark just figured out he might need a bath! I hope he isn't stinking up my former territory!
Nov 20th, Cold cold cold
I was teasing France today. He's never really won any battles, but I don't really need him to win, just to wag his tail as a distraction. I'm sure that guy has experience. I probably shouldn't be teasing him but I couldn't resist!!
Some where along the lines, Estonia ended up being invited to my Yule. Now the guest list is Finland, Sweden, France, Lithuania, Iceland, Latvia, and Estonia. 7 people! Crazy!
I submitted my yule letter already, or rather, it was a good ploy to get insight on whether or not Finland would help me with Denmark. He said they were on good terms now. What a bummer. I wonder if Sweden would be interested in getting back at Denmark though.. I'll have to think about it!!
Nov 23st, way too cold
Well, today I failed at trying to keep Germany ignorant about Italy-chan's hair. That's really too bad. Now he wont touch it and I wont get to watch and write him down as a pervert. Doesn't matter though, I've still got grumpy-Italy in my service for the Yule thing, which..is now.. COMPLETELY out of control.. Well, not out of control but the guest list is much bigger! Grumbly-Italy opened his mouth and now the whole world knows!! GAH! What am I going to do!? I should make a new list of who is coming, let's see.. Finland, Sweden, France, Lithuania, Iceland, Latvia, Estonia, Russia, N.Italy, S.Italy, Sealand, Japan, Spain, and maybe Hungary. But I'm afraid she'll hit me for what I plan to do.
America was doing something stupid again. Really, it's like a regular thing for that guy. I had to rescue Italy-chan from it. For a second there I thought he was on to me and my schemes, but really, that guy is too dull.
I was reminded of the quadruple alliance today. Ah, good times. Beating France is as much fun if not more than working with France.
Nov 24th, still cold but not so bad
HA! Today was pretty fun! I was making fun of the Italys today with how I'd hug them. They're so fun to tease! I also surprised Austria. His face was priceless!! I was also asked today if I'd rather live with the one I like and let the world suffer, or suffer so the world could be at peace. PFTHAHAHAHA!!! Of course I'd let the world suffer! Those bastards deserve it! Plus! War is fun!
I also got a double chance today to tease Austria! He didn't know what a taco is! Can you believe that!? Well.. I don't know what it is either but pretending like I do would put him to shame. That stupid know-it-all.
Nov 25th, chilly
I proposed that we should have a naked war soon. Only joking of course, I just wanted to see their faces. HAHAHA! Ahh but France got a little too into it. That guy is so strange. I don't know if I can't stand him or he's tolerable.
That ass UK was killing bears again today. Someone should make a hat out of his fuzzy eyebrows. Someone also brought up a poster America drew to insult me and Ludwig (Well.. more Ludwig anyway). But I made sure America didn't tease Ludwig. Cause I was too busy teasing West
Nov 26th, freezing again
France was being weird again, it all started over a little pink night-gown. Also, I learned that Hungary would help me if I got sick, Ita-chan too! But I'd prefer Ita-chan.
Italy-chan was talking about being invaded by Aliens. It's probably all America's fault for scaring him like that!
Nov 27th, even colder
I was asked about relationship advice today! I gave the BEST ADVICE! Haha, that person will get a date for sure. I also got a chance to speak old prussian today. It felt good. I also had a weird dream recently.Weird.
Nov 28th, windy
Today I found out Francis previously touched himself in my house! Yuck! ..though it is kind of flattering. I wonder what he imagined I was doing. BLAH! What am I saying!?! It was probably super weird!!