The Sage is Hormonal.

[perussiscientia]

ARE THERE NO ARBY'S TO BE FOUND IN THIS CITY!? IT'S TIM CURRY'S BIRTHDAY AND I JUST WANT ROAST BEEF.

Also, if anybody is interested and/or bored tomorrow we're having the SBUAS Annual Goat Roast tomorrow out at the Longwood Estate.

Feel free to come on down and help us dispatch a caprine or two.

Comments

[vanyourwinkle]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY AND SANE SOMEONE GET HER SOME ARBY'S. NOW.

[perussiscientia]

THERE IS ONE IN JERSEY CITY AND ONE IN HICKSVILLE! LESLIE THIS IS OF SEVERE IMPORTANCE, WHERE IS YOUR CAR!?

[vanyourwinkle]

you scare me

[......]

I don't.. have a car, darling sugarpop lovemuffin...

[perussiscientia]

[This is followed by an ominously long pause.]

You play Grand Theft Auto...Use those skills Han.

BE A FUCKING NINJA FOR ONCE AND STEAL ME A CAR OR BUILD ME A GOD DAMN FRANCHISE!

[vanyourwinkle]

there's a difference between pulling a combo and hot wiring a real c

kay.

[perussiscientia]

WAIT!

No need for crime yet! I hear tell of one upon the Avenue of the Americas. Put on your shoes, and some pants I'll be there in a few minutes and we are going to seek this out.

Bring Mountain Dew.

[vanyourwinkle]

depends. are you going to be happy Chloe or mad Chloe.

[perussiscientia]

[...]

I'm happy right now, there is promise of melty artery clogging goodness.