The Sage is dealing with the consequences of April Fool's Day pranks.
[In response to this.]
Deja? LESLIE!? Why aren't you picking up your damn phones!?
[An hour later...]
I have a hoard of angry born agains outside the shop and the cops are saying that they can't do anything about it. Which I don't think is very fair, because if they were scientologists I bet they'd have been here in a snap.
[...]
Holy Everett, they're singing. How is that considered peaceful protest?
[Thirty minutes later...]
I swear to god if they aren't gone in a half hour I am going to attack them with merchandize from the fetish room. If I miss BSG because of this I am going to burn down their fucking church.