★ 5 ★

[persuadinator]

Ohmigod, this is the best Christmas ever! A Beretta 92FS!! It's so beautiful! It just feels like it was made for me. I can't wait to try this baby out!!

Comments

[tinycaptain]

You got a gun!? What do you need that for?

[persuadinator]

Hello, self-defense.

[tinycaptain]

...................................

You're a wizard.

[persuadinator]

Excuse you, have you seen this hot body?

[tinycaptain]

What does THAT have to do with anything!?

[persuadinator]

You've never seen a wizard with boobs as nice as mine.

[tinycaptain]

....[facepalm] You're still a wizard, you can defend yourself with magic -- a gun isn't necessary.

[persuadinator]

I was a witch last time I checked, shrimpy, and no one's gonna be afraid of some silly little stick.

[tinycaptain]

Witches are also wizards. [it's a gender-neutral term to him] They don't have to be afraid, they just have to get jinxed.

[persuadinator]

Yeah whatever. There's nothing that makes you feel safe quite like two pounds of cold steel.

[tinycaptain]

...

As long as you don't give it a name. [thinks that's just silly]

[persuadinator]

You got a problem with that?

[tinycaptain]

.................You are? Why?

[persuadinator]

It's so much more personal that way.

[tinycaptain]

[blows out a frustrated breath. he doesn't get it. things are things, they don't get names.]

[[bahaha I wish I'd made him talk to her before this~]]

[persuadinator]

Your life must be so sad.