The Great Overlord Laharl's Fourth Wall Relationship Lecture!
Hmph. I said I'd never have one of those charts, and I meant it! So I'm going to do this properly!
Alright! Prinny, who's first up to bat?
It's Riku, dood.
First of all, what the HELL kind of default is that?! You're lucky you're my best potential vassal or I would punch you for having that.
You said best friend wrong, dood.
What-- shut up! Just because I've known him the longest out of anyone here and talk to him more than anyone else... That doesn't make him my best friend! Like I said, he just has the best potential to be a vassal! That's all! Tch... Forget it, who's next?!
You should be honest during this, but it's Sora, dood.
Is that really the best picture...? Tch. Sora, huh... I guess I've known him just as long as Riku? He's more down the straight laced hero to everybody path so he's pretty annoying...
Everybody annoys you, dood.
Nobody asked you! Anyway, if he dropped the whole hero act and grew a couple more brain cells I might like him more. I'd give him a four of five on the wanting as a vassal rating. Next.
Is that really how you judge your friends, dood? It's Prier's turn.
Hmph! I already have her as a vassal, what more is there to say? Took me forever to be able to hold a stable conversation with her due to her stupid body though...
Dooood. You've known her a long time, you need to say more.
... I do? Tch. Fine... She's uh... Easy to talk to about stuff and her ability to pick up on demon related things is really impressive sometimes! Like how I'd only help someone if there was something in it for me! It's good she's around too, since she usually listens to me when I give orders! There. That's plenty, next!
You're really bad at this, dood. How about Amu, dood?
Amu, huh... I'll always remember her intro post. Not everyday somebody shows up on the island in a towel when it's pouring rain. And I actually gave her a hand, at the cost of her being my vassal in the future!
You shouldn't manipulate kids, dood.
I didn't manipulate her! She probably just didn't get what I was talking about at the time. Anyway, she's pretty amusing. I haven't threaded with her much lately though. She has a smell of... justice around her now, so that might be why. Tch... I'll bug her soon. Next!
You're nearing playercest territory, dood. Adell's up next.
Hmhmhm... The muscle freak, eh? You could say he's my sparring partner here! He might be the next games Main Character, but I'll always be the one who gets the better cameos!
You should just admit you like him now, dood.
... you know, you're saying a lot of unnecessary things during this. I think you need to be taught a lesson.
... run away, dood!!!
Wha-- Get back here, dammit! And keep a look out for part two, you weirdos who watch the Island friends list!