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Jun 08, 2005 19:28
GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION
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June 22 2005, 11:08:09 UTC
JUST THE FACTS MA'AM.
1. What's your name? claire
2. How old are you? nineteen.
3. Where do you live? good 'ol south.
4. Any hobbies i should know about? nope.
5. What kind of music do you listen to? good music.
6. Are you out to your parents? yes.
7. Do you have a car? yes.
8. Do you have a job? yes.
9. What's your astrological sign? taurus.
10. How is your sense of humor? dark and witty.
CAN YOU HANDLE ME?
1. I curse like a sailor, is that a problem? not at all.
2. My mind is vulgar, is that okay? very okay.
3. I eat meat, is that bad? i eat meat too.
4. I like to speak spanish, would that bother you? no. i'm trying to learn it.
5. I am WELL endowed [to say the least], you like? surething.
6. I hate liars so do you think you can be honest 24/7? i can try.
MISCELLANEOUS [thanks to Holly,Jackie,and David.]
1. Would you go down on me on the first night? no.
2.0 Does it matter if things are a bit bushy? YES.
2.1 ...what about stinky[not that i would be, but lets just play fair.]? stinky? clean.
3. Do you like it dirty? sometimes.
4. Will you be about to deal with the fact that Holly, Tiffany and Britney will always come before you? eff that.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
Why would you want to date me? i dunno man, i just really wanted to fill out the survey.
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1. What's your name? claire
2. How old are you? nineteen.
3. Where do you live? good 'ol south.
4. Any hobbies i should know about? nope.
5. What kind of music do you listen to? good music.
6. Are you out to your parents? yes.
7. Do you have a car? yes.
8. Do you have a job? yes.
9. What's your astrological sign? taurus.
10. How is your sense of humor? dark and witty.
CAN YOU HANDLE ME?
1. I curse like a sailor, is that a problem? not at all.
2. My mind is vulgar, is that okay? very okay.
3. I eat meat, is that bad? i eat meat too.
4. I like to speak spanish, would that bother you? no. i'm trying to learn it.
5. I am WELL endowed [to say the least], you like? surething.
6. I hate liars so do you think you can be honest 24/7? i can try.
MISCELLANEOUS [thanks to Holly,Jackie,and David.]
1. Would you go down on me on the first night? no.
2.0 Does it matter if things are a bit bushy? YES.
2.1 ...what about stinky[not that i would be, but lets just play fair.]? stinky? clean.
3. Do you like it dirty? sometimes.
4. Will you be about to deal with the fact that Holly, Tiffany and Britney will always come before you? eff that.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
Why would you want to date me? i dunno man, i just really wanted to fill out the survey.
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