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a few thoughts... i want cake
sylar.
sylar doesn't like cake. sylar only likes WAFFLES. sylar didn't kill elle, he just sent her to the place where lyle stays all the friggin time. that isn't elle's body on the beach. it's a blonde blow up doll that sylar uses when he gets lonely. sylar fanboys HRG.
elle.
elle's very much alive, and very pregnant. she'll come back to the show in nine months with a baby boy. during childbirth, there were screams of her shouting, "No!" and "Ah!" so doctor house professionally decided to name the baby Noah for her.
HRG
this canon's on crack. well... for starters, little kid noah from "i am become death" is actually HRG. you see, before noah gray gets hit with a table... future peter, with his precognitive powers, tells his brother gabriel that, "bro, your kid's gonna get his ass kicked by furniture." gabriel replies with a, "oh ok, thanks dude. hey honey, our kid's gonna have to be teleported outta here." and of course, elle replies with, "aw man, that sucks," while taking a sip of slusho (you know, because of her addiction) so future peter goes and teleports noah gray back to a time of peace before the table ever gets to hit him. time of peace you say? how about the sixties, where everyone was high, gas was cheap, and there were hippie couples everywhere in need of orphans. future peter (now with the haitians power) erases noah gray's memories and leaves lil noah witha young hippie couple. noah learns karate from kaito (that's where they based karate kid from am i right no??) gets a girlfriend named sandra, and gets a job offer from a paper company. oh, and btw, in that little partnership time between HRG and meredith? yes. there were sexytiemz..
sylar.
sylar doesn't like cake. sylar only likes WAFFLES. sylar didn't kill elle, he just sent her to the place where lyle stays all the friggin time. that isn't elle's body on the beach. it's a blonde blow up doll that sylar uses when he gets lonely. sylar fanboys HRG.
elle.
elle's very much alive, and very pregnant. she'll come back to the show in nine months with a baby boy. during childbirth, there were screams of her shouting, "No!" and "Ah!" so doctor house professionally decided to name the baby Noah for her.
HRG
this canon's on crack. well... for starters, little kid noah from "i am become death" is actually HRG. you see, before noah gray gets hit with a table... future peter, with his precognitive powers, tells his brother gabriel that, "bro, your kid's gonna get his ass kicked by furniture." gabriel replies with a, "oh ok, thanks dude. hey honey, our kid's gonna have to be teleported outta here." and of course, elle replies with, "aw man, that sucks," while taking a sip of slusho (you know, because of her addiction) so future peter goes and teleports noah gray back to a time of peace before the table ever gets to hit him. time of peace you say? how about the sixties, where everyone was high, gas was cheap, and there were hippie couples everywhere in need of orphans. future peter (now with the haitians power) erases noah gray's memories and leaves lil noah witha young hippie couple. noah learns karate from kaito (that's where they based karate kid from am i right no??) gets a girlfriend named sandra, and gets a job offer from a paper company. oh, and btw, in that little partnership time between HRG and meredith? yes. there were sexytiemz..