Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to my greatest enemy.
(The photographer was able to capture a seldom seen, but often felt, side of the Madrid governor.)
Esperanza Aguirre, the president of the Madrid autonomous community, or the equivalent of state governor, belongs to the same party as (also clearly evil!) José María "Muslim terrorists invaded Spain before it even existed" Aznar. Before she was elected for the task of ruining my life, she was appointed as Minister of Culture between 1996-1999. In this position, she showed remarkable awareness of Spanish culture, being asked about writer Saramago, and responding she hadn't read any works by the female writer Sara Mago, who was certainly in her to-read list. Yes, this is unfortunate instance in her career, OF WHICH THERE WERE MANY. TOO MANY.
Why do I hate her today? Let's take a look at the news from a couple days ago, shall we?
"The CEOE employers organization has a meeting today to discuss the failed talks between it and the Government and Unions on the so-called Social Dialogue. The meeting has served for the organization to close ranks around its President, Díaz Ferrán’ and his refusal to reduce their demands of lower social security payments and cheaper redundancies.
The whole talks are a political hot potato with allegations and insults coming from all sides and outside. Esperanza Aguirre, the PP President of the Madrid region has said the Government’s posture in the talks is down to the Prime Minister. She described José Luis Rodríguez Zaptero (sic) as ‘a retrograde picketing unionist’." (SOURCE D:<)
Today, however, Esperanza Aguirre woke up in a much better mood. She received cyclist Albert Contador, who in his recent Tour de France win had the Danish national anthem played for him instead of the one for Spain. In order to make him feel better, and not at all because the party she belongs to is formed by close relatives of major politicians of the Franco era, she SUNG the national anthem at him.
Then, she extended an olive branch to Prime Minister Zapatero. "I've heard the statements of some who say I've called him unionist 'which for us is no insult, though it is for her.' It's no insult for me either. But if something I've said could be considered offensive, then I'm no less noble by apologizing, of course." (SOURCE!!! IN SPANISH!!!)
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FUCKING IGNORANT FASCIST RICH BITCH WHO HAS NEVER SUFFERED AS A RESULT OF AN ECONOMIC CRISIS, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT MEAN THAT AS AN INSULT. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INSULT YOUR WAY INTO MAKING EMPLOYERS MORE MONEY AND WORKERS LESS WHEN UNEMPLOYMENT RATES IN MADRID ARE THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!11111111poknskdnfdlkdnldm vñlmgfgfm,g