Die Hard fic for Spook Me: Bugs

[persnickett]

Title: Bugs
Author: persnickett
Fandom: Live Free or Die Hard/Die Hard movies
Pairing/Characters: John/Matt
Rating M
Prompt: Insect
Spoilers: nope
Summary: It started with the bees.
Notes/Warnings:
TRICK OR TREAT!! <33
Written for the spook_me ficathon on for the prompt ‘Insect’. TW for insects, obviously, and…maybe some Halloween ‘gore’? The image linked

Comments

[persnickett]

<33333

I'M SO SORRY lol. Thank you for reading this, what a trooper you are! <3

ONLY YOU would have way more of a reaction to a plastic roach than a drippy, squishy, death-dealing locust-avalanche, Sev. And I just love you for it. THAT IS A HELL OF A REACTION, WOW. Thank you again. I don't know if anything I've written has made anyone's eyes glaze over before...
As guilty as I feel, at least the story was effective! <3
(and I'm taking fandom-wife notes about divorce-worthy offenses, so plastic bugs - of any breed - are definitely out. got it!) ;)

I am really surprised and happy and thrilled that the movie twist got you, I was totally sure it was obvious the longer it went on so I'm STOKED it worked for you.

Yeah the flies, STUPIDLY RIDICULOUSLY, thank you! I wanted to do the disease part but I wasn't sure the flies were creepy enough on their own. I did think of them darkening the sky and becoming the very air you breathe being pretty traumatic for the poor, increasingly harassed humans, so thank you for telling me, I'm so glad that was effective for you too.

LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU AND SORRY. <3 <3
muah muah muah muah...

[severina2001]

Well Snick, it's a ROACH. ON HIS ARM. The locust are behind a window (which granted is going to crash in any second) or the roof (which, yup, gonna collapse and spill locust *everywhere*) but still. That is later. Currently, THERE IS A ROACH ON HIS ARM.

One roach = scarier than 10K locust. *nods so much*

I don't know if anything I've written has made anyone's eyes glaze over before...

Ohhhh yes, it has. Just in a different way. *nudgenudgewinkwinksaynomore*

Love gettin' new DH Snickfic!

[persnickett]

Hahaha, of course a plastic roach is scarier than all of that!

'Ohhhh yes, it has. Just in a different way. *nudgenudgewinkwinksaynomore*'
-\o/

'Love gettin' new DH Snickfic!'
-<3 <3 <3 <3
(I do not 100% believe you when you say you want more John-and-Matt-in-bugworld fic though...)

Thank you again my dear. xo

[severina2001]

more John-and-Matt-in-bugworld fic

I doooooooo. As long as they don't have to inhale flies, I'm totally good.

Good-ish.

NO ROACHES.

[persnickett]

lol <3

PS Your use of userpics on this thread is on-point, noted, and appreciated. XD