Heart of Dark(chocolatey good)ness.
WHAT.
There are cookies in the break room. Chocolate ones. Showily leaking a decadent, goopy centre of something that is either peanut butter or possibly...caramel. Yes.
WHO DOES THAT? Who just leaves gooey, sticky chocolate-and-peanutbutter-or-possibly-caramel servings of self-loathing sitting there quietly minding their business on the 'eat me' table FIRST THING IN THE MORNING? That is pure evil man. Get thee behind me, pastry demons. In fact; Eat me.
*sips breakfast smoothie sanctimoniously*
...
Will Snick succumb to temptation and be forever condemned to bear the scarlet G of Gluttony for all eternity? Will mankind ever know if the heart of evil is pb or butterscotch flavoured?
STAY TUNED...
There are cookies in the break room. Chocolate ones. Showily leaking a decadent, goopy centre of something that is either peanut butter or possibly...caramel. Yes.
WHO DOES THAT? Who just leaves gooey, sticky chocolate-and-peanutbutter-or-possibly-caramel servings of self-loathing sitting there quietly minding their business on the 'eat me' table FIRST THING IN THE MORNING? That is pure evil man. Get thee behind me, pastry demons. In fact; Eat me.
*sips breakfast smoothie sanctimoniously*
...
Will Snick succumb to temptation and be forever condemned to bear the scarlet G of Gluttony for all eternity? Will mankind ever know if the heart of evil is pb or butterscotch flavoured?
STAY TUNED...