Re: Mr.Sarcastic/Wonder Girl
anonymous
October 2 2011, 02:24:30 UTC
Mr. Sarcastic is a bad "Jersey Shore" knockoff/rerun/whatever.
The same one that has a horrible fashion sense. The same one that can't shut the hell up to save his freaking life. The same one that won't stop trying to cop a feel.
And the same one that's running her boyfriend's mind at the moment.
It's bad enough that Cassie has to put up with Tim's sarcasm on a weekly basis. It's bad enough that she has to deal with all the crap he puts her through. But she can't help but think that she wasn't ever really supposed to find out about his multiple personality disorder, and that now is really not the time to discover it.
"My GOD! Get OFF!"
"Aw, c'mon, baby, just one little kiss?"
"NO! You FREAK!"
Her ex is enjoying this. Conner is absolutely, totally enjoying this. He's laughing so much that he can't even talk properly to Batman over the on-screen communicator. She's pretty sure it's Dick for two reasons: 1) the cowl can't mask his concern, and 2) he's pretty close to laughing himself. Bart has no shortage of jokes that fit the moment, and Rose, Raven, Gar, and Kiran are definitely enjoying their share of it. Of course, no one thinks to help pry her brain-damaged, neurotic little bird off of her. No one thinks to try and stop his wandering hands. And nobody thinks to restrain her so she doesn't send him off to the afterlife before his time.
"Yeah, we're definitely gonna need some high-powered medications," Conner snickers.
"And some protection," Rose adds, rather loudly.
"Shut up! I am not gonna--EW!"
He looks disappointed. "Aw, baby, you know you want me..."
Re: Mr.Sarcastic/Wonder Girlangel_gidgetOctober 2 2011, 03:58:58 UTC
Heck yes! I am grinning so widely at the moment! The hormone-driven Mr. Sarcastic delivers such delicious blackmail material on his alter ego... s'awesome. Thank you!
The same one that has a horrible fashion sense. The same one that can't shut the hell up to save his freaking life. The same one that won't stop trying to cop a feel.
And the same one that's running her boyfriend's mind at the moment.
It's bad enough that Cassie has to put up with Tim's sarcasm on a weekly basis. It's bad enough that she has to deal with all the crap he puts her through. But she can't help but think that she wasn't ever really supposed to find out about his multiple personality disorder, and that now is really not the time to discover it.
"My GOD! Get OFF!"
"Aw, c'mon, baby, just one little kiss?"
"NO! You FREAK!"
Her ex is enjoying this. Conner is absolutely, totally enjoying this. He's laughing so much that he can't even talk properly to Batman over the on-screen communicator. She's pretty sure it's Dick for two reasons: 1) the cowl can't mask his concern, and 2) he's pretty close to laughing himself. Bart has no shortage of jokes that fit the moment, and Rose, Raven, Gar, and Kiran are definitely enjoying their share of it. Of course, no one thinks to help pry her brain-damaged, neurotic little bird off of her. No one thinks to try and stop his wandering hands. And nobody thinks to restrain her so she doesn't send him off to the afterlife before his time.
"Yeah, we're definitely gonna need some high-powered medications," Conner snickers.
"And some protection," Rose adds, rather loudly.
"Shut up! I am not gonna--EW!"
He looks disappointed. "Aw, baby, you know you want me..."
"NO!"
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