Returning again!
so I'm trying to make a serious attempt at a book, and it's for the pettiest of reasons. Don't delude yourself, I said petty not pretty.
I'm writing it because I have this secret HATRED OF ARCHETYPES!!!!!!!! I hate that most of my favorite characters as a kid could be summed up into a single word. A WORD WITHOUT A LIFE! It's like stripping a whole book of it's awesomeness and saying "Oh yeah, I saw this other author write the exact same book and everything like 1000 years before that author was born. BORING." I hate those kinds of people, but I'm sometimes one, especially romance novels, so under the advice of who knows now it's been so long, I'm going to go and write a crappy romance novel. I plan to break the mold, and to also avoid excess pollen or my mom will make me take a bath with the hose before I come into her house and send her into anaphalactic shock. Please tell me I spelled that right and Firefox has no clue how to spell it, because it otherwise has no clue what I'm trying to say.
mini rant has me so giddy thinking of tagging this thing already.
I'm only into the second day of classes. I'm having fun so far, but this is where the real work begins, except in german class, I think that starts next year at the class's current pace. I doubt I'll have to think very hard for long in there, as I found out I can speak german so quickly that the teacher has trouble understanding me. And if I don't talk fast she'll hear me screw up the genders of everything. Oh, how I miss french where the endings were all the same.
How did I function just one year ago. I know that I totally slept less last year. But that might have been in the winter. Not just post-summer doldrums, no I do mean doldrums and I know it is a term to describe a winds pattern thingy between two latitude or longitude lines. whichever are the ones that are full circles not the ones the meet at the poles.
I love my college but I'm afraid of the small things like not doing my homework. Maybe I'll get the no-missed-homework award for the first time in almost 8 years! I'm not going to call bullshit quite yet, but soon I'll see.
Did I ever mention that LOVE tea parties. My mom never psychically figured out I love tea parties and tea sets so I decided not to bother her and go without. I did that a lot. Stupid WLOIAD. I always wished I could hate you properly. (name had to be changed to protect her identity)
I had a dream of evil spiders coming in from every direction and right before I was going to be rescued by Hunky McDreamboat I was awoken by my bladder. I couldn't sleep, at all. It was horrible! I was afraid to even close my eyes for fear of spiders being there. I think that means I have a problem that meds aren't going to fix so easily. I need a psychologist or something.
AND MY FRIENDS LIKE ANIME AND KNOW SOME JAPANESE! I was ecstatic. I spoke to them and confused them, but then told them what I said. And I re-assessed my skills, still kindergarten, but I'm now almost able to read too. I'm awesome. But I know when they want me to evacuate on a news show. I'm so good if I need that skill.
(EDIT: no one told me! >.< if I spelled it right. Oh, well. I always knew I was a loser on the internet.
I'm writing it because I have this secret HATRED OF ARCHETYPES!!!!!!!! I hate that most of my favorite characters as a kid could be summed up into a single word. A WORD WITHOUT A LIFE! It's like stripping a whole book of it's awesomeness and saying "Oh yeah, I saw this other author write the exact same book and everything like 1000 years before that author was born. BORING." I hate those kinds of people, but I'm sometimes one, especially romance novels, so under the advice of who knows now it's been so long, I'm going to go and write a crappy romance novel. I plan to break the mold, and to also avoid excess pollen or my mom will make me take a bath with the hose before I come into her house and send her into anaphalactic shock. Please tell me I spelled that right and Firefox has no clue how to spell it, because it otherwise has no clue what I'm trying to say.
mini rant has me so giddy thinking of tagging this thing already.
I'm only into the second day of classes. I'm having fun so far, but this is where the real work begins, except in german class, I think that starts next year at the class's current pace. I doubt I'll have to think very hard for long in there, as I found out I can speak german so quickly that the teacher has trouble understanding me. And if I don't talk fast she'll hear me screw up the genders of everything. Oh, how I miss french where the endings were all the same.
How did I function just one year ago. I know that I totally slept less last year. But that might have been in the winter. Not just post-summer doldrums, no I do mean doldrums and I know it is a term to describe a winds pattern thingy between two latitude or longitude lines. whichever are the ones that are full circles not the ones the meet at the poles.
I love my college but I'm afraid of the small things like not doing my homework. Maybe I'll get the no-missed-homework award for the first time in almost 8 years! I'm not going to call bullshit quite yet, but soon I'll see.
Did I ever mention that LOVE tea parties. My mom never psychically figured out I love tea parties and tea sets so I decided not to bother her and go without. I did that a lot. Stupid WLOIAD. I always wished I could hate you properly. (name had to be changed to protect her identity)
I had a dream of evil spiders coming in from every direction and right before I was going to be rescued by Hunky McDreamboat I was awoken by my bladder. I couldn't sleep, at all. It was horrible! I was afraid to even close my eyes for fear of spiders being there. I think that means I have a problem that meds aren't going to fix so easily. I need a psychologist or something.
AND MY FRIENDS LIKE ANIME AND KNOW SOME JAPANESE! I was ecstatic. I spoke to them and confused them, but then told them what I said. And I re-assessed my skills, still kindergarten, but I'm now almost able to read too. I'm awesome. But I know when they want me to evacuate on a news show. I'm so good if I need that skill.
(EDIT: no one told me! >.< if I spelled it right. Oh, well. I always knew I was a loser on the internet.