→ just because I can.
So, Raininininini and I were talking this morning last night (stfu), because that’s how we roll; about Jack Ryan that I play at PA. And we have discovered that he is, indeed, Gollum from LOTR and this? This is why:
(7:20:57 AM) cabbit_kitten: He would murder for Gummi Bears. >/
(7:21:04 AM) sailorsanrio: welp. 'Relia knows what to get him for Christmas.
(7:21:08 AM) cabbit_kitten: XD!
(7:21:20 AM) cabbit_kitten: "GIEVS THE GUMMI BEARS, AND NO ONE GETS HURT ;_;" "D8"
(7:21:36 AM) sailorsanrio: cookies (in the shape of bunnies, since damn she loves bunnies) and gummi bears.
(7:21:53 AM) cabbit_kitten: d'awww
(7:21:54 AM) sailorsanrio: LMFAO. "MINE. >/ THEY ARE MINE, MY OWN! MY PREEECIOOOOOUSSSSSS"
(7:21:57 AM) cabbit_kitten: ROFL
(7:21:58 AM) cabbit_kitten: YES
(7:22:08 AM) sailorsanrio: i can see him all Gollum over them.
(7:22:08 AM) cabbit_kitten: He's VERY Gollum about his Gummi's >/!
(7:22:12 AM) sailorsanrio: LMFAO HELL YES <3
(7:22:41 AM) cabbit_kitten: Cling to hueg bowl and be like "THEY'RE MINE. My owwnnnn.... My preciousesssss...... *pets the bowl lovingly, nuzzle.*"
(7:22:51 AM) sailorsanrio: ahahahah oh god. XD
(7:22:55 AM) cabbit_kitten: XD
(7:23:06 AM) sailorsanrio: and there's everyone else all "._.;;"
(7:23:30 AM) cabbit_kitten: a sea of dumbfounded faces.
(7:23:31 AM) cabbit_kitten: xD
(7:23:38 AM) cabbit_kitten: Just all "....... o.O ..."
(7:23:39 AM) sailorsanrio: hell yes. they wouldn't know wtf
(7:24:05 AM) cabbit_kitten: And Jack would scamper off into the night with his Gummi Bears. :|
ALSO.
Because this is great (and sadly, I did not dream it, Raini ;o;) you can has for your entertainment:
(8:30:12 AM) cabbit_kitten: "ACTUALLY YOU PROBABLY ARE. DID YOU KNOW I'M 2? 2 AND ALREADY IN A HAND BASKET TO THE FIRE PITS OF MORDOR HELL. /HEAD SMASH HEAD SMASH HEAD SMASH"
(8:30:21 AM) sailorsanrio: LOL
(8:30:47 AM) sailorsanrio: he must be thrown in to the fire pits of Mordor like THE ONE RING? oh damn.
(8:30:53 AM) sailorsanrio: SUCKS TO BE HIM.
(8:30:54 AM) cabbit_kitten: Well
(8:30:56 AM) cabbit_kitten: He is Gollum
(8:30:56 AM) cabbit_kitten: :|
(8:31:00 AM) sailorsanrio: lmfao TRUE
(8:31:01 AM) cabbit_kitten: XD
(8:31:14 AM) sailorsanrio: he needs like. a giant Gummi Bear. the One Gummi To Rule Them All.
(8:31:18 AM) sailorsanrio: THEN he can be.
(8:31:23 AM) cabbit_kitten: someone can hurl it over
(8:31:40 AM) cabbit_kitten: and he can be like "NUUUUUUUUUU MAI GUUMIIIII. /DIVES, then thinks better of it. FML."
(8:31:41 AM) cabbit_kitten: xD
(8:31:49 AM) sailorsanrio: ahahahahah YES XD
(8:31:56 AM) cabbit_kitten: and thus how Jack dies.
(8:32:02 AM) cabbit_kitten: Awesome XD
(8:32:07 AM) sailorsanrio: cue his friends going D8
(8:32:36 AM) cabbit_kitten: "Oh God wrrry.. We could have bought MOAR ;_;"
(8:32:48 AM) sailorsanrio: LMFAO
(8:32:57 AM) sailorsanrio: "WE KNOW WHERE TO GET THEM D8 WHY YOU DO THIS, JACK."
ALSO RAINI: I FOUND IT.
(7:20:57 AM) cabbit_kitten: He would murder for Gummi Bears. >/
(7:21:04 AM) sailorsanrio: welp. 'Relia knows what to get him for Christmas.
(7:21:08 AM) cabbit_kitten: XD!
(7:21:20 AM) cabbit_kitten: "GIEVS THE GUMMI BEARS, AND NO ONE GETS HURT ;_;" "D8"
(7:21:36 AM) sailorsanrio: cookies (in the shape of bunnies, since damn she loves bunnies) and gummi bears.
(7:21:53 AM) cabbit_kitten: d'awww
(7:21:54 AM) sailorsanrio: LMFAO. "MINE. >/ THEY ARE MINE, MY OWN! MY PREEECIOOOOOUSSSSSS"
(7:21:57 AM) cabbit_kitten: ROFL
(7:21:58 AM) cabbit_kitten: YES
(7:22:08 AM) sailorsanrio: i can see him all Gollum over them.
(7:22:08 AM) cabbit_kitten: He's VERY Gollum about his Gummi's >/!
(7:22:12 AM) sailorsanrio: LMFAO HELL YES <3
(7:22:41 AM) cabbit_kitten: Cling to hueg bowl and be like "THEY'RE MINE. My owwnnnn.... My preciousesssss...... *pets the bowl lovingly, nuzzle.*"
(7:22:51 AM) sailorsanrio: ahahahah oh god. XD
(7:22:55 AM) cabbit_kitten: XD
(7:23:06 AM) sailorsanrio: and there's everyone else all "._.;;"
(7:23:30 AM) cabbit_kitten: a sea of dumbfounded faces.
(7:23:31 AM) cabbit_kitten: xD
(7:23:38 AM) cabbit_kitten: Just all "....... o.O ..."
(7:23:39 AM) sailorsanrio: hell yes. they wouldn't know wtf
(7:24:05 AM) cabbit_kitten: And Jack would scamper off into the night with his Gummi Bears. :|
ALSO.
Because this is great (and sadly, I did not dream it, Raini ;o;) you can has for your entertainment:
(8:30:12 AM) cabbit_kitten: "ACTUALLY YOU PROBABLY ARE. DID YOU KNOW I'M 2? 2 AND ALREADY IN A HAND BASKET TO THE FIRE PITS OF MORDOR HELL. /HEAD SMASH HEAD SMASH HEAD SMASH"
(8:30:21 AM) sailorsanrio: LOL
(8:30:47 AM) sailorsanrio: he must be thrown in to the fire pits of Mordor like THE ONE RING? oh damn.
(8:30:53 AM) sailorsanrio: SUCKS TO BE HIM.
(8:30:54 AM) cabbit_kitten: Well
(8:30:56 AM) cabbit_kitten: He is Gollum
(8:30:56 AM) cabbit_kitten: :|
(8:31:00 AM) sailorsanrio: lmfao TRUE
(8:31:01 AM) cabbit_kitten: XD
(8:31:14 AM) sailorsanrio: he needs like. a giant Gummi Bear. the One Gummi To Rule Them All.
(8:31:18 AM) sailorsanrio: THEN he can be.
(8:31:23 AM) cabbit_kitten: someone can hurl it over
(8:31:40 AM) cabbit_kitten: and he can be like "NUUUUUUUUUU MAI GUUMIIIII. /DIVES, then thinks better of it. FML."
(8:31:41 AM) cabbit_kitten: xD
(8:31:49 AM) sailorsanrio: ahahahahah YES XD
(8:31:56 AM) cabbit_kitten: and thus how Jack dies.
(8:32:02 AM) cabbit_kitten: Awesome XD
(8:32:07 AM) sailorsanrio: cue his friends going D8
(8:32:36 AM) cabbit_kitten: "Oh God wrrry.. We could have bought MOAR ;_;"
(8:32:48 AM) sailorsanrio: LMFAO
(8:32:57 AM) sailorsanrio: "WE KNOW WHERE TO GET THEM D8 WHY YOU DO THIS, JACK."
ALSO RAINI: I FOUND IT.