[Voice post]

[persephoniacal]

[Persephone's voice is, of course, much changed; deeper and richer and still with that faint hint of French buried in RP. Her tone is low and deliberate]

This is not ideal. I was in Paris when this change happened. International travel is remarkably difficult when one's entire appearance and gender have changed. Fortunately, my husband's

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[helmed_darkness]

[persephoniacal]

As verbose as ever, my darling?

[helmed_darkness]

The appropriate response to this situation is most likely to not comment upon it.

[persephoniacal]

But it quite the novelty, don't you agree?

I have not yet seen you, my husband. I am curious.

[helmed_darkness]

Curiosity is not always rewarding.

[persephoniacal]

I daresay it depends on the reward. I am simply curious as to your new dimensions. Will you still be capable of keeping my feet warm at night?

[helmed_darkness]

...
I am considerably shorter.

[persephoniacal]

How short, my lord husband?

[helmed_darkness]

It is probably irrelevant.

[persephoniacal]

Oh dear.

Does that mean you are terribly short? I am not so terribly tall, albeit considerably taller than I was.

[helmed_darkness]

My opinion is bias on the matter.

Are you staying with her?

[persephoniacal]

I am in our living room, my lord husband. Would you rather I remove to hers?

[helmed_darkness]

No.

[persephoniacal]

Then I shall see you in all your diminutive glory, Hades. I shall do my utmost not to laugh.

[helmed_darkness]

That is not expected.

[persephoniacal]

I wonder if your new mouth is more prone to smiling than your previous one?