A Message Pertaining to the Oncoming Zombie Apocolypse
Shinohara Tomoe's appearance in this music video for the song Ultra Relax (mid-nineties, I'm assuming?) is proof enough that inter-galactic zombies from a bygone era have slowly entered into our society in the guises of men and women, and are currently preparing to bring about the madness of the Apocolypse.
Why else would Tomoe be happily swinging an ax if not to warn us to protect ourselves from this oncoming world catastrophe? She is an informed Japanese entertainer, if nothing else, and watching her will no doubt be beneficial to the fight against the oncoming space dead. It's so very obvious!
Don't allow the zombies to take over and seize your brains for sinister, space science purposes!
Join the rebellion! Seize your chainsaws, axes, and cricket bats!
Fight to the last, for even if it is our dying hope, the zombies won't win!
Why else would Tomoe be happily swinging an ax if not to warn us to protect ourselves from this oncoming world catastrophe? She is an informed Japanese entertainer, if nothing else, and watching her will no doubt be beneficial to the fight against the oncoming space dead. It's so very obvious!
Don't allow the zombies to take over and seize your brains for sinister, space science purposes!
Join the rebellion! Seize your chainsaws, axes, and cricket bats!
Fight to the last, for even if it is our dying hope, the zombies won't win!